our current chooks are named steggles and ingham.
previous 2 were named parma and gianna. before that we had tikka, mc nugget, and kiev.
Original four were Portuguese, Cacciatore, Schnitzel and Satay. We picked up a rooster for the MIL and named him Roast. We bought 8 more chicks: Blackbean, Curry, Lemon, Tandoori, Nugget, Butter, Peri Peri and Marsala.
We only have Portuguese, Cacciatore and Lemon now. There are two nest boxes in the chook shed, however I have a nest in the mower catcher, a nest behind the laundry door, and a nest on the ground under the tomato plants.
Well if you're going to eat them all you can call one of them Fryer Cluck.
It wont be offended at all because they're not real smart.
Had the owner and cook of the chinese resteraunt in Kalgoorlie living next door to us for 4 years or so. Started calling my old labradour "dim sim". Got him a bit nervous and pisssed off the missus a bit.
Hey Mr. Dave sir!
Have you selected some names yet? because we're running out of options here.
And the names are,.... (drum roll please,...)