There's a fairly hot girl from Geelong who is a bit of a switch hitter... single mummy... and she's a little bit interested in my wifey. Shameful thing is that my wife has backed away to minimal friendship with this girl....
Is there anything I can do to encourage their friendship, so the three of us can have fun !? LOL! 
There was another situation, back when I was dating Tina. We were both 25, and Tina was quite a tidy unit. One of Tina's girlfriends was even tidier, and she worked late nights stripping in King Street Melbourne. Tina and her friend used to be switch hitters too. Her friend more so...! Tina used to ring me up while I was at work in Melbourne (while she was in Geelong), and she would do naughty things to herself on the kitchen bench (next to the old landline phone with a chord!), and tell me all about it, rubbing herself while on the phone to me.... kept the work day entertaining to say the least! Anyway, the switch hitter friend thought this carry on was pretty funny... and one week she decided she wanted a threesome with me and Tina. So it was all planned, Friday after work, we'd have some drinks, relax, dinner, etc, and it would be on! I think I was made aware of the plans on about Wednesday... Happy Days ! Come Friday, everything is on track... into my 2nd beer, and switch hitter friend tells me she needs $150 for petrol and more champagne from the bottle-o. Like a foolish 25 year old, I tell her I can't help her out this week.... She tells me that she can't help me & Tina out either.... 
People say you should live without regrets ! 
Tina wafers still make me smile though ! 
Back in those days, we used to go to the old Lyric Nightclub, which was a great joint.... it was a converted old church.... I think Dermie Brereton had a stake it in too... I remember getting dragged into the female toilets by Tina! These days The Lyric / Church has been converted into offices, and I have an optional hot desk I can use in there when I need it.
Undoubtedly, the best use for that building was a Nightclub... Massive volume of space... the organist's mid level was converted into a 1st floor bar and balcony over looking the massive dance floor. Stage set up at the foot of the church, that many big bands played on (Midnight Oil, etc). The combo of bluestone, sandstone, stain-glass, and new lighting was awesome... +alcohol!.... There was even a 3rd level VIP bar are... best place in Geelong in those days. Not sure why it even finished up actually.... I was in Sydney by then.... It's a true let-down as an office....
It was a bit loose at The Lyric back then !!
I think we all have a couple of those stories Simondo. Mine come from days living in England and somehow chatting up lingerie waitresses.
Some I done, some I chickened out on and possibly regret.
It's all character building.
where are my tissues just add drink and nail them, too slow mate too slow. now girls come back here
if that doesnt work out for you i hear penny wong wants another baby.
bags not being the meat in between that sandwich ewwww!! 
try emailing her [email protected]
.... There was even a 3rd level VIP bar are... best place in Geelong in those days. Not sure why it even finished up actually.... I was in Sydney by then.... It's a true let-down as an office.... 
