usefull as a one legged man in a ass kicking contest.
More pull than a bus full of school boys
That lazy bugger thinks manual labour is a spanish bull fighter.
its on the nose mate
blood oath
my fur coat
that's the ticket!
tell someone who gives a sh@t
Who gives a rat's arse!!
As useful as an ash tray on a motor bike.
Ya nong!!
Pigs arse!!
That blokes a few snags short of a barby.
For a while at work, we were using the morning greeting "reckon she bangs?". In lieu of "how was your weekend" or "is health good".
Classy, at least better than the full version with the dunney...
And in case nobody brought it up yet: something about chrome off a bumper bar.
(or anyways I never heard it outside oz)
Same as piffing boondies? (clusters of sand)
Stacks on the mill!!
Lay the slipper in.
"you'd find it if it had hair round it" [from "The Odd Angry Shot"]
W.O.F.T.A.M.
C.D.F.
And from www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=61766
"Im not an electrician but im willing to have a go."
Lets face it well give anything a go!
Maaayyyt
As said by a European Aussie
And:
And she is that ugly that you have to put snags around her neck to get the dog to play with her, or him as the case may be.
A freind posted this on a networking site...
"i've got a face like a smacked arse"
Damn that sun for hiding in the clouds all day 
Had a mate that was prematurely bald, we used to call him Mudguard. (shiny on top and **** underneath)
Nickname is Pothole, mate, I'm always in the road
and of homosexuality
If you want to push **** up hill boy, use a wheel barrow!
