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If I won $90 million in next week's Oz Lotto...

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Created by GreenPat > 9 months ago, 24 Jun 2009
poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
26 Jun 2009 7:47AM
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murmour murmour murmour

cwamit
WA, 1194 posts
26 Jun 2009 10:34AM
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put it into the stock market, double it then double it again until it compounds to half a billion.. then make a 2kilometer square kitesurfing park complete with wave machine and heated blower fans to produce wind , and with the left over i would build a snow park.

easy come , easy go

Skimnur
NSW, 38 posts
26 Jun 2009 5:10PM
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Build a cable park

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
26 Jun 2009 5:43PM
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i'd buy the rights to home &away and nieghbors, and then cancel them both

or i'd cash a million into dollar coins and get myself one of those high powered slingshot bizzos and really get some satisfaction in handing out some cash

or i'd organise for my own private concert with pink, where upon i'd shoot her with a dozen tasers for hours and then set fire to her convulsing spazmodic corpse

Cal
QLD, 1003 posts
26 Jun 2009 5:59PM
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Skimnur said...

Build a cable park


A $90 Mill cable park, now that would be a sight!

Cal
QLD, 1003 posts
26 Jun 2009 6:00PM
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theDoctor said...

i'd buy the rights to home &away and nieghbors, and then cancel them both

or i'd cash a million into dollar coins and get myself one of those high powered slingshot bizzos and really get some satisfaction in handing out some cash

or i'd organise for my own private concert with pink, where upon i'd shoot her with a dozen tasers for hours and then set fire to her convulsing spazmodic corpse



Do all 3

...please

ka43
NSW, 3105 posts
26 Jun 2009 7:05PM
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I dont care how materialistic this is but.................
Buy the beach front dream home just up the road here in Sydney, then invest in holiday/rental homes in Pacific Palms, Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Mandurah, Clayton in SA and of course Sandy Pt. Dont know why those places
A smick windsurfing van, make Windsurfnsnow extremely happy every week and visit Maui each winter (ours).
Be with my wife and daughter.
Then buy houses for the family with the proviso that any bickering would null everything.
Then do whatever the f*** I wanted

DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
26 Jun 2009 11:47PM
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Go from being a poor asshole to being a rich asshole

Squid Lips
WA, 708 posts
26 Jun 2009 10:05PM
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poor relative said...

After the initial shock and subsequent recovery the arguments would start.

Who would be most deserving of gifts and how much those gifts would be. Friends and family would disown me in disgust that i didn't give them a deserving amount.

After spending copious amounts on a house that is too big cars that never get driven and hundreds of other over priced consumables that i didn't really need the boredom of not having to do anything (now have servants) would set in.

Serious alcohol abuse would kick in at some point and probably chronic drug use, remember excessive cocaine is gods way of telling you that you have too much money.

Soon after this my wife would leave me in disgust taking all the money, the dog and the kids as i had turned into a drug fuelled alcoholic paranod mess who has now developed serious health problems.

Eventually i would find myself wandering the streeets of perth rambling to myself incessantly and ocassionaly having periods of florid psychosis owning nothing but the rags on my back.

I am however willing to take the chance and put this theory to the test.


sounds like this guy www.lotterypost.com/news/87238

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
29 Jun 2009 4:16PM
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This sounds like him.





Apparently he blew heaps of dough on getting Whacko Jackos procedure in reverse..



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