Mark_australia

A lawyer

^^ no, I reckon it happens a fair bit

I think if asking about girly stuff there is another forum here you could try

But IMHO the best thing for mothers day is a nice long hug and a kiss......
with somebody else's mother. Then you treat yourself and them.
But for your own mum, flowers would be good

Thanks Mark.
To be honest I only asked so the Mark_Australia would continue and would make you feel wanted again.
Did it work? Haha

No - I know I am not wanted
Now go get some of ya mate's mum

How do I fold a fitted sheet?

I got this one Mark, Im sure you are busy at work? Bwahahaha!

Turn two corners inside out, then whilst folding the sheet in half place those inside out corners inside the opposite corners (that are still in the right way), then figure it out from there.

Or go with Chrispy's idea

Heh Mark,
see your avatar... if you stick your finger up your nose and through your eye socket does the other eye have to look in the same direction as the way your finger is pointing? I just tried it with both eyes now and can only see a little to type and now I just have a headache, thanks

You stuck a finger up your nose and out BOTH eyes and wonder why you have a headache?

Yep, thats pretty much me. But while I was taking it off the line, the question hit me and I knew this was the first place to come for answers!

Mark!! I've overdosed on coffee. What can I doooooo..?
Help me obione kenobi.. You're my last hope.!
{edit} and don't say 'join the mormons'.

Thanks but I'm ok now.
It went away all by iteslf when I went for a swim.
BIG waves.