It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
"When life throws you a jeffrey, stroke the furry wall"
Get Him To The Greek
How about:
"Will someone get the kid a happy meal?"
"Here's an Iraqi leaflet they dropped on us. American soldiers, your wives are back home having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds. Yea, they didn't exactly do their homework there."
OK OK I'm going to back it up a little, seems to be quotes flying everywhere. I'll guess "I'm having an old friend for dinner"
Gotta be Silence of the Lambs.
if any of you f###### pricks move, and i'll execute every mother f###### last one of you
don't bother answering, every one knows ![]()