This morning i stubbed my toe on the wooden door frame.
Yesterday a magpie swooped me and almost pecked my head.
Two near death experiences in less than 2 days 3rd time lucky maybe?
Select to expand quoteSkid said..
What if the 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the view as we are being pushed out of another vagina? 
Wow, you must spend a fortune on Bacardi Breezers.
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said..
What is with the dial on toasters anyway - nobody uses #1 to lightly warm it.......... nobody eats it black and smoking.
So why have such a range of adjustment, and thus potential error built in?
I was told by someone smarter then me that the numbers are minutes!
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said..
If that is her in your avatar, then I can see how. 
I knew someone wouldn't be able to resist!
You know the story surfed (tried to storm surf) rocky point in a big storm .5.7 in 50 knott- 80 knott gust's blowing out to sea. Did the first run got about 100 metres off shore overpowered.... ditched all gear hung on to a boat moaring for my life.Had tunnel vision of the rain storm legs wrapped around a boat moaring sat there in the water for 2 hours waiting for the storm front to pass( blowing me away from shore). Heres a pic of that day back in 2009. ;-( good surfing but **** launchin in that ! If there wasnt anything to hold onto i would of been toast!.
I'm may have a near death experience at my biophysics exam tomorrow. Hopefully, I'll see the answers through the tunnel...
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said..Salatiela said..Mark _australia said..crumpet
What is with the dial on toasters anyway - nobody uses #1 to lightly warm it.......... nobody eats it black and smoking.
So why have such a range of adjustment, and thus potential error built in?
Love crumpet. Never used a toaster to warm them up. Usually Bacardi Breezers........ oh. I seee what you mean....
OK we have the lower range sorted. Now why the ability to cause nuclear devastation level burnage on a bit of bread?
I am running with the steak theory - that is fkn awesome. Next time I am batching, I will try it. (Probably not a thing to try with missus around)
I was actually considering throwing a nice scotch fillet in my toaster to see how it goes, the internal dimensions and high lift seem perfect. Then I thought about all that dripping fat and meat juice in the bottom of the toaster and decided a kitchen fire in my rental house 3 days after I move in might not be a good idea.
So I'll do it outside sometime soon 
Select to expand quoteChris_M said..
Didnt meet any higher powers, but I reckon when you are in a morphine induced coma you are far more aware of your surroundings than most people would expect.
Do you really think people go some where or are effected by something
outside of the body?
Or could it be that the incident that happens "which is usually a trauma"
triggers off other parts and openings of the brain that we still to this date
have no clue to how they work!
eg:- LSD takes you to places that opens parts of the brain that allows different experiences
to happen that you do not have in our "normal" day to day life.
Sausages will" catch fire in a toaster!! That relates to my teenage near death experience. when my mum came home and saw the burnt curtain and tea towels
