creamy creame cheese
with a dash
of hot mustard
he ate it
like a proud
windsurfing Freddy would
because mum said
beanz meanz heinz
heinz meanz fartz
in the shower
where he fainted
because he pulled
Mummy's kite out
of such a
long thin pouch
while masticating some
hot italian sausage
In the lands,
that time forgot
big long dong
and pak wong
from Hong Kong
paddled out to
a nearby island
full of lepers
laughing heads off
what a sight
to be seen
If your green
thumb falls off
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