of a windsurfer
nothing was lost
only some pubic
sorry thats public
strange things but
ordinary people are
busting their nuts
thinking of excuses
to get away
with offensive farting
so noone notices
the brown stain
trickling from the
leaking pipe above
the gas stove
or whats cooking
vegetarian lamb casserole
was festering badly
next to the
pig rectum stew
Hmmmmmmmm Pigs Rectum
tasted like chicken
dipped in chilli
which burnt like
liquid fire exiting
waveslaves trouser leg
and puddling nicely
in hardies mouth
and hardie said
hunnie wheres my
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