Inspired by AquaPlow's post www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=40099&whichpage=4
spaztacular - extraordinary exibition of something/someone going rather spastic
(before you pc p00fs get your offend-omitors in a bunch, you can call something spastic without refering to or insinuating of some poor soul trapped in a wheelchair dribbling on themselves)
Masterbator.
One who always has his hand on it, whilst also baiting people (Brucie etc)
"Narms"
A condition experienced after 3 hours kiting or windsurfing in very cold conditions (especially with gloves) whereby Ones forearms and hands can do little more than rest limply on the boom/bar
Neil Pryce - expensive sails
Worth - sails that aren't
Ekzy - sails with a bit too much of everything
BaC - boards you later wished you never bought and could return for refund
Stirboard - created controversy with widestyles
decoral; removal of ocean debris from boom, feet. etc after getting washed on the reef.
porecast: a very inaccurate weather prediction
spork: a no hand spock whilst holding a spoon and a fork
Footginer :- Festered reef cut on the foot after 6 days sailing.
I saw one of these recently.
Vindy: The term often heard on beaches in WA from Oct to Jan, often followed by "yah?"
(it's ok peeples I know I had a crack at tourists in another thread but this is only in jest)
Vulcon: lying about a freestyle move you claim to have performed
Kamber: what KA race sails have
