When people tell me i'm fat. Have they not heard of bourbon and coke and salt and vinegar chips?
Pedantic people that don't apply their own high standards to themselves.... spelling, punctuation, grammar, etc.
See above...
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk 
Or his he taking the p*ss?
Merry Xmas Seabreeze addicts.
Those number plates from VIC that say 'Victoria, the place to be'
Well then WTF you doin driving around Sydney ?
Having to drop to 80 from 100kph on freeways for the traffic lights. Why can't they just move the ****ing light change warning lights back X metres?
. Having to re-re-re-overtake dawdling Sunday drivers because they get into the right hand lane and jump back to the front of the queue again at every set of sed lights.
iPhones, iPods, iAnythings... Apple in general.
The closest I've come to owning anything from Apple was when I was given an iPod... plugged it in to copy over some music... couldn't do it, need to install some crapware iTunes... took me less time to post a Sale ad on ebay.
Strippers that call themselves "Nikita".
It's a boy's name. Thus the title of the movie "La Femme...".
When you eat too much watermelon before bed, then need to go to the bathroom every 2hrs throughout the night.
Stupid farking Australian parking signs.
WTF is 1P parking? 2P? Why couldn't the moron who thought of them just used minutes, or hours?
Must have been the same MORON who thought of energy ratings... **** WTF!!!
What's wrong with Min, Avg, Max kWh? Farktard!
Shops and websites that don't put prices on anything.
I don't want to talk to your sales assistant every 30 seconds or call up ffs. If you're too embarrassed to label how much of a rip off something is I'm not buying it.
Cheap-arse Australian (China-made of course) flags in royal blue rather than dark blue.
I don't mind that so much. Pity the media told us that only racists do that though.
probably said before but way too many pages to look
My family stickers
southern cross stickers
and have no idea what the optimus prime stickers are about??
Studying a thread on a website on how to change your brake pads, believing it will take an hour, then spending the whole day doing it. 
... I could write a book on it.
Trying to work out what will be the TOTAL cost of instillation to utilise the NBN at home.
Can anyone recommend a website etc that is the equivilent of The Idiots Guide to Connecting To The NBN that spells out what infrastructure/hardware I have to pay for and what is provided by ISP's. I am reading a lot of conflicting information that is annoying.
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