Sorry but my rant today is Jehovahs... What a ****en stupid religion that is hey?
Do they honestly think Knocking on peoples doors at 08;35 on a Sunday morning to hand them out flyers and is **** going to be good for there cause.
Next time im going to answer the door fully naked.
I mean do they not get blind maggot like the other 98 percent of the Australia on a Saturday night and look forward to a sleep-in on Sunday?
And if Sundays is gods day of rest what are these preachers doing working.
Is there an anti Jehovah symbol i can put on the gate? What about hanging garlic of the fence?
Windsurfing is my religion But i dont around showing all my pictures to the whole street at 8;35 on a sun morning?
Get real ?
But you know... In the middle of some intimacy and i get cock blocked by Jehovah.
Next time i think ill hand them a windsurfing magazine and preach the word.
I wonder if i offer them a Christmas present will they catch on fire and be atomically dissipated into charcoal mist infront of me like a vampire in the sun?
So the ol seven day bike riders came visiting you today, just in case you were a heathen that needed salvation
Regardless of who or what denomination, there are vast area's throughout the world they "could" be attending to the disadvantaged, other that a Western society like ours. [}:)]
Is there an anti Jehovah symbol i can put on the gate? What about hanging garlic of the fence?
I heard hash cookies work well
Maybe just help to spruce hell up, I believe were already there [}:)]
Hey Buster
I hate it when they bring their brainwashed kids with them, poor kids dragged around on a Sunday morning preaching mythical stories written by a bunch of superstitious goat herders
Last time it happened to me I was back in Italy:
"Hi, have you welcomed the Lord in your life?"
"Hi! Wait a second, I've got the goat that's bleeding all over the altar..."
never seen them again.
Right on Buster, i wish they would just F u c k off
I wonder what the hit rate is, meaning conversions per door knock
Do they just work on the fact someone will be of thier head on acid on a sunday morning and they can work there goat herding magic.
I ve got a friend who sits there and lets them go through their whole speech nodding politely and the states "sorry I'm a lesbian!" and watches the looks on their faces
I live in the first house in a long crescent,
A number of years ago,
The mormans, (same as jehovahs, just more annoying) canvassed our street, and they locked there bikes up to a street pole just outfront,
and proceeded merrily of down the street,
They must have been working extremely hard this particular morning,
because we could here abuse being hurled from 8 houses away,
I decided to be nice and fully service there bicycles for them, (very big of me, I recon, being sunday morning and all,)
So I grabbed my toolbox, and proceeded to remove every single part for a full inspection,
By the time they returned, only the frames were left locked to the pole,
And I was in my garage inspecting all the new parts ,
Suffice to say, they have never returned to our street
Ebay took care of the rest, $$$$
.............. You are definatly going to hell .....................
haha, snort chortle
Already there good buddie , already there !!!
I don't mind them, then again living in a small town, I know a lot of them so don't get bothered very often.
Last year they were doing a big drive over a couple of months and I had a 'pair' wander down my driveway. I was doing some maintenance on my & my son's pushy in front of the shed when one of the guys (a tradey I worked with on a few jobs) started going on about "how the world is witnessing God's wrath", and how we really should be living in "the garden of eden".
He then pointed to the artwork on the cover of the mag & said "wouldn't you rather your family living like this instead of the turmoil that you're living in now?" I motioned to my 2 kids - laughing & running around with the dog on the back lawn, the wife hanging the washing up on the line whilst my 6 month old was sitting under her feet, handing her pegs (after taste-testing them first), looked up & around at the blue sky, and said "I have no idea what 'turmoil' you're talking about...but this is pretty damn close to that pic you have on your mag there."
The subject changed to a work for a bit, the whole time they were looking around at the kids & dog playing & it was obvious that there was some envy there, then they happily wandered off. I got the feeling that they were starting to think 'why the feck are we walking around in these stinking suits when we should be at home, outside with our own families like this guy.'
I hope I showed them the light!
Astoundingly enough, had a couple of fairly attractive Mormons the other day.
That was refreshing - didn't get to first base fast enough, so told her I wasn't interested after couple of hours
One thing I love about reading threads on seabreeze.
99% (estimate) of what is said is total sh1t.
The other 1% is just made up stories.
I *unfortunately have good eidetic memory, so while I might have been able to get them off my property without them being able to register a single world... they flashed their free book/magazine in my face and now www.watchtower.org/ is lodged.
I actually thought they were Christians; I was going to add my bit to this purposeless thread when tap tap Ctrl + Enter > checked the site and they're Jehovah's.
I kinda feel sorry for them really they dont have much in the way of fun or anything really to look forward to..
I mean Muslims go blow each other up and start wars when there bored.
And Jews are all rich
Catholics seem to look forward celebrating Christmas and birthdays and have Easter.
But what do Jehovah do? Go to bed early on a Saturday night after making sure there is no spelling mistakes in well being pamphlets and wake naked people getting jiggie with it early on a Sunday to cop a mouth full of abuse .
Pretty sad hey.
20 years ago just after arriving in Perth I was in my lounge trying to fix my "out of Europe" 220v Tv that was old and keeping on switching it self of. Knock at the door, open, 2 Mormons there, they start the blabla... tell them very nicely that I have no time as my $#@!!*8 TV is giving me the $%!!*##!, one of the guy said _ I am a TV technician, can I have a go? Said sure mate but I am not interested in your religion! The guy said part of our mission is to do good and help when we can! He rolled is sleeves up and plunged in the back of the Tv, said just needed to be dusted as it was over heating and was a fire hazard..... did the job fixed the TV had a nice cup of coffee with them and they left. Never looked at them the same!
I hate those crunty "And I'm a Moron" ads that are everywhere at the moment. Those millions and millions of bucks should be taxed if they're not going to charity.
