Had this hammered into me for 18 years:
If a job is worth doing it is worth doing properly!
I now know that there are not many worth doing
"God made the world to turn endlessly, with out bearing nor oil. Not so your Diesel"
Quote from a Cummings engine manual that was built under licence in India.
"I reject your reality...and substitute my own" - Adam Savage
"I intend to live forever...so far, so good!" - Steven Wright
"Life is simple, we choose to make it complicated" - Confuscious
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan
and on the topic of evolution...
"In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog-sqirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel!"
- Mrs Herbert Garrison (south park).
I never put off till tomorrow, what I can put off indefinately.....Richie Fish.
F@#k em if they cant take a joke.....Fat Freddy.
I look good..........
HEY EVERYBODY, COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK! - Ron Burgandy
This is gonna get crazy, look away everyone, there's gonna be animal noises. - Ricky Bobby
Dilbert: Nature is so wonderful... they say we don't leave the planet to future generations, we borrow it from our children.
Dog: It's even better than that. We don't have any children, so we're borrowing the planet from complete strangers! And there's no collateral. We can use up the planet, have great lives and leave an empty smoking shell to strangers. I tell you, people have completely overlooked the positive side of this environment situation.
- Scott Adams
Do or do not , their is no try.
Yoda
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
Yoda
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
One of my fav.
ONE MORE I LIKE
“When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.”
— Jimi Hendrix (1942-1970)
It's the cost of 4WDing in all the materials that is costting big $$. Will be cheaper when the road goes thru.
"Don't worry about a script or plot for eps 1-3.. just get a huge blue screen, we'll pay for respected actors and make it up as we go."
George Lucas (surely he said that).
Well I got a silver machine
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your Zodiac sign
It flies out of a dream
It's anti-septically clean
You're gonna know where I've been
In my silver machine
Hawkwind
