a pig on ice
Or a witch on
a ryobi wipper snipper
Being chased by a
bat straight outta hell
eating meat loaf and
weiners. Suddenly a meteor
showered from the Goat's
left ear lobe with
dessert in one trotter
said harry the hoof
to the Ningaloo Leprechaun
with a three legged
spit roast bbq harness
attached to the keg
of fermented goat cheese
portioned on tiny crackers
served on Leprechaun hide
accompanied with a Guinness
and lemonade shandy that
makes one quite randy
which comes in handy
when there's no beer
to drink with mahatmaghandi
with a nerdy hottie
I'd be playing slottie
with pauline and julia
not on your Nellia
gota stucka there mate
now go and masterbate
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