Make a wish!
I wish I could have 2 days a year when everything just worked out right.
I want 2 days a year of being "limitless" (like the movie)
Like not spilling coffee down my new shirt.
Like doing something at work and it just work first time without farking around with it for a farking week.
Like doing a kite loop without killing myself.
Like not losing that all important bolt every damn time you fix something.
Like traffic lights not turning red just as you get to them.
I wish, I wish, I wish!
Make your wish.
I wish the wind was like I remember it being many years ago...
(as opposed to what it may have actually been like!)
Wish it would blow 25 knots every afternoon
This way i would be as buff as david hastlehoffi wouldn't need to dream and use substitute seabreeze for my daily wind junkie addiction.
I wish I had the guts to do stuff instead of backing out when the opportunity basically throws itself at me...
You know the feeling you get at the last part of sex,,,,,
you know,,,,that last 5 seconds at the end of the game that makes you pull funny faces.
I want that 5 seconds of face pulling to last for 24 hours.
Well, maybe not the face pulling but the sensation that causes the "whos ya daddy"' or "Im da man" face.
Could you imagin that "feeling" lasting,non stop, for 24 hours
I wish the people in charge of the planet,
(a) cared about it.
(b) had a clue about what they are doing!!!!!!
MY DREAM WISH
I'm strolling down the beach,checking the surf,when i come across a botlle.I pick it up and start rubbing it vigorously.Out pops a hot looking genie.She offers to grant me one wish,to which i reply "i've always wanted to be lucky".She grants me my wish and we part company.Later ,as i'm walking to the pub and wondering how this will change my life, i spot a $20 on the ground.
Not a bad start, i think to myself then spotting a TAB across the road.I go in and put the $20 on the nose on "Big Bertha Bounce's Boldly" in the 5th ,,at 100/1,.What do you know the horse bolts in.Feeling on a roll, I then head of to the local casino,up to the Roulette table,putting the whole lot on Lucky 7.Round and round the wheel spins, and bang--LUCKY 7..WINNER.
Now I'm on lucky streak for sure.What better way to celebrate than to head off to the local Brothel for a bit of horizontal folk dancing.I knock on the door and enter,when all of a sudden I,m showered in streamers and handed a beer.The madam tells me that I am the 10000th customer and that I get to enjoy the pleasures of any of the girls who works there.She ask's me what my desire was and I reply"I have always wanted to be with a Hindu Girl.I am taken into another room and wait.I comes the most gorgeous women i have ever seen.
We get into the deed going hard,when I stop and look up at her,I tell her
"You are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen,However one thing that bothers me with you being a Hindu,is that little red spot on your forehead."
She looks me in the eye ans says "Sir I am here for your pleasure and your wish is my command" If you wish it gone ,please scratch it it off".
I reach up and begin to scratch the spot,,,,
All of a sudden i lean back with a look of shock on my face,,,,
She looks at me and asks """What's wrong,Whats wrong."
I start to laugh, almost pissing myself,,,
I reply;;
""Your never gunna believe this,but I just won a car""
" or something to do with peace??
I wish I could cultivate my own Ergot and extract it's ergotamine to synthesize lysergic acid.
For at least buy some pre-made.
...ohhh man, spot on, adolf. What a great way to end the week, eh? Friday arvo twilight sail in perfect conditions. Pick up the mooring after and have a nice feed, few beverages into the night. Cooked brekky next morning. Perfect.
