Trying to make a list of the most useless things in the world. I am starting with:
The pope' nuts
Top it 
facebook idiots that have to tell you what they had for dinner and when they are going to bed.
Flies on a flywheel.
What do they put them there for anyway?
Why not just an ordinary wheel with no flies?
Wetsuit
since I move from Melbourne to Gold Coast 
Boots
Hopeless against sea arch-ant on Rickets Point, Melbourne
don't need on sandy beaches here
Storm Sails, 3.5 M
Have a use couple times in Victoria
never here 
a compas at the North pole!
When standing on the North pole and looking ahead what direction are you facing?
steam rollers that cant roll steam
jelly babies that cant have babies
that you cant slam a revolving door
Jetstar time tables
tits on jelly babies
