There are a number of things on this post that are disturbing... I think the (live) crab vending machine just pips the choc-chip pancake covered sausage 
a crab vending machine.....................
I think the traditional method of catching crabs would be much more fun.
speaking of scoop nets in Mandurah estuary of course 
I thought the traditional method of catching crabs was in the backseat of The
Roxy during a horror movie,,,,from a *og........................
