Joyce (a chinese girl i know), she follows me around lots. i think she likes me. it gross. she tries to speak to me. all i hear is fkjrthelwqjtherlgtihreugy. i dont get it. i start crying and stressing and i curl up in a ball and she strokes my blonde hair. and says konitchua fegfregtewlkj. Its so scary considering we're both chicks. im scared. i can never sleep at night. i havent slept for 45 hours. i cant keep my eyes open. im tpying wiht my eyes closed. ITS FUN. OK. IM WEIRD. 
I'm with Greenie with the women bit especially surfie chicks. Yum
Plus i never know when to stop, say no or how to moderate myself however after marriage and kids i am learning,
They come in pairs and are recognised by letters of the alphabet...
Seriously I have done some bloody stoopid stuff in my yoof (ahem - strictly in my yoof) for a set of passion pillows.. I mean, I am smart(ish) guy but funbags appear and it's "What were we talking about 30 mins ago before the bright light erased all else??"
Whack em on a surfy chick with a brain and gorgeous smile and I am 85kgs of man jelly. Well one kg maybe not jelly!
Mmmm... brainy hotties that drag you to the beach - life doesn't get better!!
Big hi to Kath in Canada who sometimes reads SB!!
Sadly I am a stereotypical bloke in this regard (bloody genetic programming).
As for an interview - well I'd say "I can be overly helpful with colleagues work/problems to my own detriment." (true).
Of course if the interviewee is sporting a low cut top with a set of bubbly jubblies bursting forth then I'd probably be leaving the interview with a hand-shaped red welt on my mush! 
i have this inner feeling that i am to be the first person to land sail/kite from Pt Agusta, cross the country to the north east at Burketown 
its a two person heist 
I need another as silly, self supporting to take position as chief kite pilot 
am i silly or deluded 
....is this a real weakness can I get off the couch now please
