Flat bread, like pitta or tortillas, can be used in an extreme emergency, when toilet paper is not available.
^^^ That's an object lesson in attitude is it not.
It reminds me of that old joke - What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
They say that pretty much irrespective of your situation you tend to be either happy or unhappy depending on your disposition. eg If you win a pile on a lottery you will be happy for a while but pretty soon you will be back to your old self. Conversely not everyone languishing in prison is fraught with despair.
Oh the answer is "Bob"
Never say never!
The amount of times I have said "Nahhhh That'll never happen" and it has makes me say things like "Lets just wait and see" or "Thats your opinion"
Been burnt too many times and to prove that point it happened with my boss, guess what? We just lost the client :(