Why do you have them stuck on your cars?
Does it help you get out of a traffic infringement or a special car park??
My reading of those white ferns on the backs of a cars are:
My accent is really annoying and I'm sorry I can't pronounce some of your words correctly,: ie: fish and chips;
I also have a habit of ending sentences with "bro" even though you may not be my brother.
I saw one today on a ****ty 80s laser with rims and a silly exhaust.
The guy driving looked like a drug addicted mo fo.
Passing primary school must be soooo easy in NZ
Only 1 vowel to learn, rather than 5
I though they were some religious symbol...kind of like the My Family stickers that Scientologists use to let other Scientologists know that they are indeed practicing Scientologists and to brag about the number of entities they have successfully converted to Scientology.
If the scuffolders love their homeland so much bro why not live there?
Friendly but not a smart race.
The number of Kiwis leaving The Shaky Isles is amazing. While I was there last July the press were quoting figures of something like 3000 per month net migration FROM NZ to other countries - mostly Aus I assume.
There has been a news article in the last couple of days with the number at about 50000 per year !!!
Someone had better turn the lights off in the next few years I reckon.....
I wonder if there is a franchise for All Black and fern stickers 
I noticed yesterday along the Rockingham foreshore shops that there is a new Fush and Chups shop.Which is okay....but they had a sign out which said-
"Fish and Chips-Kiwi Style"
So now I'm going to go in and ask-what do you reckon the response will be
Saw a car at the lights yesterday with an Aussie map sticker on the back, from a distance I thought it was another redneck with 'F-off we're full'. Got up closer and saw a big white fern over half the map. The other half said 'Too late, we're here'.
Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?
They eat all the grass.
