The original "Lord of the Rings" movie (late 70's...??) 50% live action, 50% animation, 100% terrible.
Cop Out with Bruce Willis....
Wife looked at me the same time I looked at her and we continued on for about 10min before 'Nup' and ejected it and literally threw it in the bin (Paid $4 as an ex-rental).
Toys with Robin Williams was also another that we turned off.
any movie played on channel 7 at midday everyday. I can't believe what dribble house wives will sit through.
Anything with the following actors or actress's
CHER
Sandra Bulluc
Bette Midler
Jim Carey (early years)
Woody Allen
Worst movies:
Saw movies - Why would you watch torture? How is that entertainment?
stripper zombies - not enough boob and bad bad acting
Avatar
Titanic
Rocky movies
Freddy gets fingered - That is one screwed up movie.
Any remake of an old movie. except the italian job and ocean's movies. They're cool.
The crying game. What a crap movie![]()
Unlucky, it was on a plane trip, and I watched about 5 mintues and went into nod mode. ![]()
Battlefield Earth... a terrible scientology circlejerk.
Anything with Robyn Williams (except maybe 1 or 2 very very early ones) or Nicholas Cage.
"Terms of Endearment", all chick flicks.
Australia, I agree. Missus went to see, lucky there was wind that day.
Any movie with Drew Barrymore (she was OK in ET, all downhill from there).
Movies where Stallone thinks he's an actor, about any movies with Tom Cruise.
Movies with plastic Nicole.
anything with Julia Roberts ( except maybe for Erin Brokavich)
Far and Away (nicole and Tom_) was a tub of crap
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom the the Crystal Skull - that was a placental abortion of a film. just a cheap attempt to cash in on the India Jones brand.
Aliens vs Predators - could have been great..... wasn't...
eyes wide shut i think it was called,my brain is still getting over it. i hate having to do the right things for girls to get some,that was a all time low. tom and nicole![]()
Almost anything made since the 90s.
90's was a great decade for cinema... unfortunately (for the most part) it ushered in the change from Special Effects (done optically) to Visual Effects (done on a computer) and thus changed the marketing direction for movies and thus killed the industry...from an artistic point of view anyhow.
Chasing Amy.
Seriously Kevin Smith has only ever made one good flick. His 1st, cheapest and only decent one - Clerks.
Chasing Lamey was soooo kn cringy in every way it actually made me pizzed off
watching it coz it took itself seriously and fancied itself as witty, funny, kewl and edgy!
None of it - it was utter sh!te in every way.
The cliched rain scen where attrociously acting bimbet runs up to Ben what's his face had me wretching.
Chasing?? More like Fark off Lamey!! ![]()
Oh and the Science of sleep.
Utter pretentious self important twaddle with characters I wanted to punch they irritated me that bad!! ![]()
Look - i love LOTS of diff films comedy, foreign, drama, sci fi, 'challenging' (anything but action really) but films as bad as SOS - that fancy themselves as 'important' and clever-clever are a waste of time and $$.
Actually saw it a cinema. Wife and I hadn't been to movies for nearly 2 yrs (young kids) and that is 2hrs of quality time we will never get back!
GARBAGE!!
Bloke sitting next to me in the cinema got up and left after about 30 mins. "Geez he's being a bit harsh?" I thought. ![]()
Wrong - they guy knew dog doo doo when he saw it straight off. Smart fella.![]()
I think I saw the worst movie ever last Saturday. At my parents place who have Austar. There is a channel called Universal, same name as the movie production company.
The movie was called Battle Of Los Angeles.
I thought this isn't bad to watch a recent release blockbuster movie.
Not catching the start the first scene was in a carpark where some soldiers were fighting this strange alien machine that fired a machine gun and volleyed grenades back to the tosser.
I kept watching, think this is a strange movie until a woman jumped down about 20 meters onto an alien space ship with a big sword and blew it up. She then introduced herself to the soldiers.
That was enough for me. I Googled it and found it was a rip off of Battle: Los Angeles.![]()
I'm guessing it's one I haven't seen yet -
'Sharktopus' Looks so bad it might be good for a laugh?!
Top Secret was one I hated, but is now cult funny!