I hit the stop button after 30 mins of watching Avatar. That was torture.
I never stop watching a movie.
Saw that movie 'Paul' the other night. what was I thinking. could have been funny but it wasn't.
that one with Brad and Angeline - 'Mr and Mrs Smith'....garbage. an insult on any human's intelligence.
the second Jaws film
the third Jurassic Park film - shame on you William H. Macey
all the diehard films except the first.
Some movie 'Frozen' (or something like that). About 3 people stuck on a chairlift.
Do not watch this movie ever. It is painful.
Sounds great !! I will look out for it...
how crap was the fourth Alien film? very flimsy premise and could not swallow that Ripley was now alien fortified...a zombie i would have believed.
the third Alien film I thought had a sort of gritty dirty merit and wasn't too bad cause it was directed by David Fincher. wouldn't watch it twice though.
I don't know if anyone caught the contemporary version of Day of the Jackal with Bruce Willis it was crapola- if anybody has seen the original then you will know what i am talking about
Saw a dvd the other night called "Your Highness" only good bit was seeing Natalie Portman getting here gear partially off. she is smokin.
oh yeah, is it wrong that I didn't much care for the Blues Brothers?
bored me. I hate musicals also. so maybe thats why.
My crap movie review would go to
Final destiny 5
I dont understand how someone could snap themself in half and have leg bones sticking out.
Anyways a good family movie up the with the saw series.
I think felix people have to rate thre movies like for example.
Final destanation5
blood 10/10
family 1/10
story line 1/10
suspense 6/10
overall a crap movie heaps of blood and gore but lacked boobies.
I give it 4 / 10. impaled rio bars to the face.
Conan the barbarian .. new one
gore 4/10
fambily 1/10
story line 1/10
suspense 1/10
Was a crap movie .. the only emotional moving part was when pretty boy stuck his fingers into the enemy's sinuses
overall..
2/10 decapitated heads
The next two star wars films were way worse.
Yes Ep1 had Jar Jar...yes it had an annoying faggy kid...yes it had "are you an angel? in it...but at least it was shot on actual film and at least they actually built sets, built props and even used actual traditional special effects involving pyrotechnics, and models that were shot on motion control rigs.
It's defintely the most StarWarsy of the 3 new films...but yeah, they all absolutely ****ing suck. Ep 2 and 3 just looked like really 5hitty video games.
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what about that godawful movie with Sandra Bullock and Kenau Reeves called :
"The Lake House".....missus choice. 
Mr No-one is on the money
Attack of the killer tomatoes..
The plot peak....
Imagine a camp fire replacing bodies with tomatoes their eating human steaks
and the undercover agent dressed in drag - (Tomatoe suit) drops the line
"Pass me the Cat-sup" and there is a moment of stunned silence !!
And to cap it off they killed the tomatoes off by playing Donny Ozmond songs chirps -- go on U remember....
"And they called it puppy lovovoooovveee"
Expert-ease garnered when sharing a house with whacked oil rig workers in Singapore - but some mega times also
AP
at least your not supposed to take it seriously
blues brothers 2 why did they bother.
I had to sit through Cats and Dogs 2 while we were away camping...
I wished I brought several bottles of wine in with me from the campsite; it was the most insanely stupid movie imaginable! 
My step-son loved it (aged 6 then) so I at least he enjoyed it lol [}:)]
Mega shark vs giant octopus
Simply american style crap!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Shark_Versus_Giant_Octopus
Clerks, Clerks 2, Showgirls, Cat woman but halle looked good in the suit
The list could go on and on.
i admit.........i liked showgirls 
i think some folk were watching it for the wrong reasons
I think some people are being overly harsh on movies that are obviously taking the piss such as Snakes on a Plane and Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus; they know they are cheesy and embrace it on epic levels, creating the sort of cult following those two did.... just from their trailers.
What does amaze me is how some of the huge budget blockbusters can be so bad, they have no excuse. Movies such as:
- Watchemen - wtf was that even about...it's like 3 hours long, by 1.5hrs there was zero plot of character development, I couldn't take it any more.
- SW Phantom Menace - As above.
- 2nd Installment of the latest Transformers franchise - Zero plot...I mean ZERO, massive u-turns during the film which basically ignored the entire previous 1.5hrs of setup...wtf was Bay thinking. Not even Megan Fox draped over a motorbike wearing next to nothing could save that one.
- All the Pirates of the Caribbean movies apart from the first one, second one might scrape in. 3,4 were just painful, not even Jack Sparrow could save those two.
- Indy Jones 4 - Where to start....won't bother.
Sad thing is all the moives listed above made a ****load of money, which vindicates their production and gives the idiots who made them more cred to make more steaming piles of ****e.
to the haters
clerks, clerks 2 and chasing amy all classics. mallrats less so. Kevin is a cinematic master.
now for the worst list. Dennis hopper makes some pretty bad movies, possibly none worse than
SPACE TRUCKERS
allthough blue velvet might go close.
Eyes wide shut - paid $16.50 for this in the 90's. nearly fkn killed me.
Bad luetenant - harvey kietel....Dudes rape some nuns and the crack smoking luitenent lets them go
