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You know your getting old when

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Created by petermac33 > 9 months ago, 9 Nov 2012
landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
9 Nov 2012 9:21PM
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Scotty88 said...
doggie said...
Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first


Im with ya mate


Sh1t yes.


you develop the willpower to drink responsibly becaause the hangover last 2 days

adolf
1862 posts
10 Nov 2012 4:55PM
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Nimrod said...
You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37



Bahahahahha, I could have sworn he was about 65.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
10 Nov 2012 8:05PM
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Isnt he???????????
I think "37" was his age when he started dancing in 1976.

65 sounds about right.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
11 Nov 2012 12:14AM
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There's nothing wrong with 65!
I've been 65 for years.
It's a very good age to be.
I think I'll be 65 for a few years more and then I might move on just one or two more maybe.
It gives me time to get it nearly right.

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
11 Nov 2012 11:49AM
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adolf said...
Nimrod said...
You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37



Bahahahahha, I could have sworn he was about 65.


He's menopausal.

Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
11 Nov 2012 3:45PM
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doggie said...
You buy a SUP


Gold!

Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
11 Nov 2012 3:48PM
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petermac33 said...



It only goes up for a few seconds each day

You hardly ever feel like it



In all seriousness, I heard a medical stat a few months ago... Something like 75% (I think it might have even been 84%) of males who had a heart attack, had suffered from some form of "erectile disfunction" in the previous 2 years.

It's related to the plaque in the arteries, and the finest arteries are in the old willie, I believe. PS - I'm not a doctor!

I know I will go and see a doctor at the first sign of erectile disfunction.

dmitri
VIC, 1040 posts
11 Nov 2012 4:12PM
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windsurfing started making me feel old.

while surfing and skateboarding doing opposite.

Clownfeatures
SA, 205 posts
11 Nov 2012 8:07PM
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When you have had 4 coopers paleys by 700pm on a Sunday and think maybe I should pull stumps cos I have to work tomorrow .....

You know your not when you think feck that...give me another

GPA
WA, 2529 posts
11 Nov 2012 5:40PM
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^^^
Too true (sadly!)

Cheers! Hiccup!

Clownfeatures
SA, 205 posts
11 Nov 2012 8:15PM
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Beeeeeelchhhh

the gibbo
WA, 776 posts
11 Nov 2012 7:23PM
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when the barber says "shall i trim your eyebrows sir" and you agree cos you cant see anymore

decrepit
WA, 12887 posts
11 Nov 2012 8:55PM
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petermac33 said...

>>>>>>>

You start eyeing 50 somethings

>>>>>>>>>>



No no no no, it's when you start feeling guilty about being a baby snatcher when eyeing 50 somethings

Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
11 Nov 2012 9:11PM
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what was the question again??

fingerbone
NSW, 921 posts
12 Nov 2012 5:29PM
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I found my first grey pubic hair the other day.........on a kebab...

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Nov 2012 6:22PM
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fingerbone said...
I found my first grey pubic hair the other day.........on a kebab...


Must have been an old kebab

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
12 Nov 2012 3:50PM
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When you get a lot of wind

Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
13 Nov 2012 7:58PM
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WHAT?

puffy
89 posts
13 Nov 2012 6:10PM
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When you get nappy rash again.

mocha1
WA, 934 posts
13 Nov 2012 6:23PM
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When younger wanna be "bad ass LOCAL" hits you with " f&$@k off old c$&@t" because you have the audacity to catch a good wave in "his" patch.....not knowing or caring that you have surfed there for 25+ years




WHEN YOU HAVE SURFED SOMEWHERE FOR 25+ YEARS

paulford
WA, 312 posts
14 Nov 2012 8:35AM
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Knee high looks doubles, so you just opt for a walk along the waters edge reliving your youth through your memories.

dorothyinste
QLD, 481 posts
17 Nov 2012 7:31AM
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When you start wearing socks with your thongs.
When you start tucking your shirts in.
When you wear clothes for comfort and care less about being trendy.
When you start conversations with pretty young women because you are no longer afraid of rejection.

bobajob
QLD, 1535 posts
17 Nov 2012 2:54PM
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dorothyinste said...
When you start wearing socks with your thongs.
When you start tucking your shirts in.
When you wear clothes for comfort and care less about being trendy.
When you start conversations with pretty young women because you are no longer afraid of rejection.


I thought your first two were an Italian thing

Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
17 Nov 2012 6:47PM
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WHAT?

fingerbone
NSW, 921 posts
17 Nov 2012 8:00PM
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When you make a moaning noise every time you sit down or stand up.

decrepit
WA, 12887 posts
17 Nov 2012 7:35PM
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fingerbone said...
When you make a moaning noise every time you sit down or stand up.



Think I've done that for the last 10 years or so!

decrepit
WA, 12887 posts
17 Nov 2012 7:37PM
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When you remember going to parties, where all the men were out the back round the keg and all the ladies in the lounge with their Barossa Pearl.

smicko
WA, 2503 posts
17 Nov 2012 8:34PM
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You are old

Scotty88
4214 posts
17 Nov 2012 9:14PM
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fingerbone said...
When you make a moaning noise every time you sit down or stand up.


Sh1t I just realised I do that - fark I'm old.

BulldogPup
6657 posts
17 Nov 2012 9:16PM
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Scotty88 said...
fingerbone said...
When you make a moaning noise every time you sit down or stand up.


Sh1t I just realised I do that - fark I'm having an orgasm.




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