even though my post was deleted,i stand by every word i said saltiest
I visit this other forum (it's true, sorry Loz) where there are a whole lot more inmates than here, and it's even been around a bit longer (if that's possible). Years, experience, and volume of members there has led to forum rules where any bringing any sort of family into it gets you an immediate vacation. That must be for a reason. Myself, I spent enough time in undergraduate engineering to hear every mum joke there is, and it doesn't bother me. But if everyone was like me, the world would be a pretty boring place. So respect my authoritah, or expect some time off...
even though my post was deleted,i stand by every word i said saltiest
www.slp.wa.gov.au/legislation/statutes.nsf/main_mrtitle_1399_homepage.html
Relevant info should all be in here lungs, the main thing is to document everything. Good luck
I've got 'em too. Seem to be FIFO and sit outside 3-4 nights midweek from 1-5AM talking (occasionally raucously) and laughing. No music, and nothing that could be heard from two doors up probably, but f**king annoying. Am yet to do anything about it. Seagulls sounds like a cracker idea!
There is a wise ancient Chinese proverb thats says,
"If its too loud, your too old"
The police just love these complaints.
They feel in takes away time from catching real criminals,
like tazering and killing brazilian tourists that may or may not have taken a biscuit.
I had 20 noise complaints made against me over 6 months to council including numerous visits from the rangers and 3 visits from the cops a few years back.
The bread and seagull thing works even better on the roof of a caravan or tent....[}:)]
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If you become really fed up with loud people next door, the Police/Council say it is all to hard and the recalcitrant neighbours insist on continuing to be selfish pricks, purchase some Fluroscein Dye ( you can buy this online).
Begin buy sprinkling the powder on their cars and into grill/external vents, basically any crack or void. Then widen your attack to include random areas of their lawn, then gardens, plants and so forth. Just be aware that this stuff is super super concentrated, even the slightest amount of dust will turn any contact surface bright green. If they have a swimming pool, a cup will make the pool look like a giant bowl of radiator coolant. I am not exaggerating, a 5kg bucket of this stuff would turn Hillary's Boat Harbour fluro green for many weeks, maybe even months. Won't do any harm to the environment (apart from altering the amount of light penetrating the water, which may have some consequences) but would look terribly phucked up.
DO NOT GET ANY OF THE POWDER ON YOUR SELF as you will be easily identified as the culprit and you will look like one of the Simpsons for at least a month. Really, doing this would amount to a declaration of war. I wouldn't do it personally, but just putting it out there............
rear neighbours were quiet again last night bless 'em, but next door have picked up a dog yesterday and yelp and whined most of the night. cant win 
at least i can see the funny side.
Has no-one suggested the doorstep flaming teeerd in the bag trick yet?
Give em something really yell about. (and yourself a good laff )
arrange for Chook to visit with his pulsejet the morning after the night your neighbours chuck a nice noisy booze up.
pulsejet + hangover = mass migration to anywhere in the general direction of "away"
stephen
