goddammit !!
one of my fellow poms started singing this and i cant get it out of my head!!
What do you do if you want to go to loo,
In an english country garden?
Pull down ya pants and frighten all the ants
in an english country garden.
Or give a little push and fertilise a bush
in an english country garden.
tie it in a knot and find a toilet block
in an english country garden
arrrrrgghh !! its fricken endless !!!
Nooooo!!! Head has gone completely mental.....
on top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese
there lay my poor meatball, until somebody sneezed
it rolled off the table and onto the floor
and then my poor meatball, rolled out of the door
it rolled down the garden and under a bush
and then my poor meatball was nothing but MUSH !!!
