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what gets up your nose

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Created by j murray > 9 months ago, 26 Apr 2010
j murray
SA, 947 posts
26 Apr 2010 9:28PM
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What gets up your nose, in a general way, with me…………

Full combat fatigues in maccas………. Idiots with jake brakes
A nose/face full of piercing serving food……black
A dog’s crap not picked up by owner……… jet boats
A senseless tattoo on a beautiful body…….aircraft noise
Foot brawl commentators language skills… inspections
Musac played loud at public gatherings.
Pushing up the sound for commercials…… Cash for
A fem who acts like a male………………….Political correctness
Incorrectly pronounced Australian place names.
Political advisors…spinners………………….Smoking
Media beatups……………………………..….Unwanted children
Genital malpractices…………………………. Nannyism
Down trodden women…….Children subjected to mind manipulation
Unopened checkouts…………………………Crazy Taxi drivers
Subawhatsy drivers…………………………...Party politics
Little, very tall car’s, boxes……………………Preferential voting
White certain aussie made cars……………..State governments
Behavior of sports? Fans?............................Current flag
The incorrect usage of the word “Mate”…….Head dress
The political rape of Australia………………..Divide and rule
The down skilling of police………………….Our transport systems
The lowering of basic learning…………….. elective surgery
Religious schools…………………………….Squatting toilets
Qantas being run by non Australians………Dictorial government
Overseas maintained………………………..Criminal escorting
Overseas commercial interests controlling key services.
Non home grown everyday food products.
The demise of our service industries………Entry Permits
Our petrol products, belonging to overseas companies.
Mining of our earthen resources, unrelentingly.
Non value adding……………………………Key promises
Live animal exports…………………………Election promises.
Water……………………………………...politicians lip movement
The plight of the farmer………………….political fueled inflation
ETC………………………………………………what’s yours?

Buell
SA, 89 posts
26 Apr 2010 9:57PM
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tailgaters

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
26 Apr 2010 8:32PM
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Oh my goodness jmurray...what? have you changed your medication lately

From your list
"Non home grown everyday food products."

Because the healthier I am, the more I can do something about the rest of the
crappy things in life.

elmo
WA, 8897 posts
26 Apr 2010 8:47PM
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My finger

Buell
SA, 89 posts
26 Apr 2010 10:24PM
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elmo said...

My finger


Classic one elmo, I love a good belly laugh

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
26 Apr 2010 11:08PM
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When I go out the door in the morning and feel the sun, it gets all tingling and then I do a big sneeze, It feels great. Unfortunately I wake up all the neighbours.


So the sun gets up my nose.

shark
WA, 361 posts
27 Apr 2010 1:25AM
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j murray said...


What gets up your nose, in a general way, with me…………

……black
… jet boats
… inspections
… Cash for
….. elective surgery
..Criminal escorting




Interesting list-cant imagine why you would find jet boats offensive? and the other items above though???

russh
SA, 3027 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:59AM
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Lists

stamp
QLD, 2800 posts
27 Apr 2010 9:48AM
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negative people who make huge lists about all the things they think are wrong with the world

saltiest1
NSW, 2575 posts
27 Apr 2010 10:25AM
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people that complain about people comlaining about people who complain.

elmo
WA, 8897 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:30AM
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Salt water

Bender
WA, 2236 posts
27 Apr 2010 10:20AM
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my farts

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
27 Apr 2010 10:23AM
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Cocaine

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
27 Apr 2010 2:23PM
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j.................murray

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Apr 2010 2:25PM
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I can think of heaps, but Im not going to.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
27 Apr 2010 3:43PM
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Doggie just reminded me of something that gets right up my nose,

powdered dry doggie doos when I run over them with the lawn mower.
GASP! CHOKE!!

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:18PM
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are you having a bad week joe! you r list was toolong to read it all ....... I keep tellin' ya but your finger aint listening

elmo
WA, 8897 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:19PM
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Bender said...

my farts


They get up every bodies nose

shark
WA, 361 posts
27 Apr 2010 8:52PM
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saltiest1 said...

people that complain about people comlaining about people who complain.


complaining people who cant spell...

knigit
WA, 319 posts
27 Apr 2010 9:28PM
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Buell said...

tailgaters


on the flip side I can't stand people who take forever to turn off of a main road. you've indicated, slowed to a point where u'll be in reverse if you go any slower, turn the falarking corner already.

hills
SA, 1622 posts
28 Apr 2010 12:22AM
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"Cash for A fem who acts like a male"... What the...?!?

j murray
SA, 947 posts
28 Apr 2010 9:52AM
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ROFL!!.....love you all ....gee i hate fishing too [}:)], looks like I caught a few

in that post though .....

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
28 Apr 2010 10:30AM
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According to my 4yo...HAIR!

(last week's) kid question of the week...

"Dad, why do you have so much hair up your nose?"

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
28 Apr 2010 9:05AM
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knigit said...

Buell said...

tailgaters


on the flip side I can't stand people who take forever to turn off of a main road. you've indicated, slowed to a point where u'll be in reverse if you go any slower, turn the falarking corner already.


+1

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:36AM
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no wind......oh, and traffic.

ka43
NSW, 3105 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:45AM
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dummy mummy's in 4wd's talking on the phone with screaming kids in the back and totally oblivious to each and every road rule.
"whats an indicator?"

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
28 Apr 2010 12:04PM
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Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:22AM
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cisco said...

Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.


Getting red thumbed for everything you say

Buell
SA, 89 posts
28 Apr 2010 1:01PM
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doggie said...

knigit said...

Buell said...

tailgaters


on the flip side I can't stand people who take forever to turn off of a main road. you've indicated, slowed to a point where u'll be in reverse if you go any slower, turn the falarking corner already.


+1


Can relate to this, got stuck behind a group of Harley riders the other weekend. If they went any slower around the bends they might as well have gotten off and pushed the bikes around

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:48AM
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Buell said...

doggie said...

knigit said...

Buell said...

tailgaters


on the flip side I can't stand people who take forever to turn off of a main road. you've indicated, slowed to a point where u'll be in reverse if you go any slower, turn the falarking corner already.


+1


Can relate to this, got stuck behind a group of Harley riders the other weekend. If they went any slower around the bends they might as well have gotten off and pushed the bikes around




They usually do dont they the only time a hardly drivable can get around a corner is when its a Buell

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
28 Apr 2010 11:36PM
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doggie said...

cisco said...

Being "on the beach", ie being temporarily stuck with living among the landlubbers.


Getting red thumbed for everything you say


Yeah, I know. It cuts me to the quick. Sob. I dunno what I am going to do. Sob. Somebody doesn't like me....waaah..hah.hah.hah.

And you know what makes it worse. The Burnett River traffic bridge is not high enough to ensure certain death if I toss myself off it. Waaaah.hah.hah.hah.

They're coming to take me away ha ha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time.



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