Getting skunked, and worse, arriving at the bay to find I've left my booms at home.
Oh and rats knawing through my guts. I hate that, and pushing nails into my eyes. And being hung up on a meat hook by my heals and skinned alive. Oh and incubating predatory aliens in by guts that eat their way out and Ebola. The last time I had that it made a real mess of the carpet. Pellagra, I hate that and pancreatic cancer and liver flukes and when your fingers fall off with leprosy and Fourex beer. God I hate that.
Travelling by train to the city [Sydney] for an early start in winter Why
Carridges are packed with immigrants who dose up on garlic overnight then rise early doubtful that they shower 
. wrap themselves up from the cold . Fair dinkum these people STINK 
The carridges are fan forced ovens 
The stench throughout the trains is enough to bring ya weetbix up , it gets up ya nose in the back of ya throat and can burn ya eyes
Open a window you say , They dont open 
Drive to work , Single car family , parking too exxy
like the post by G/D enough is enough
Whats happeneg to our country thats what gets up my nose literally [}:)]
CHOKE!!
cmon maxm only jokin 
CHOKE!!
Fresh or otherwise, Barka eggs in the lawnmower / whipper snipper are horrors.
The inflated prices, poor service and average food at most restaurants in WA is "up there" as well.
Ironic that the whipper snapper talk lead to WA foods.
Very pretentious or just straight out lazy/poor service, average food and very high prices if you eat out. So I'm told.. I'm too kn broke cause i don't work in mining.
Kn mining boom and the 'prosperity' it bring to all Western Oz' Ahem - BOOLSH!T! Nuttin but pain in the wallet for most of us.
Rant over. 
Nice game o' footy on the weekend ey Diver? Well half was anyhoo.
The better team won in the end.
2nd rant for the day: AFL teams who can't bl00dy kick a footy straight - at the elite level!! Grrr. Enough to make you watch the soccer. Nah.. not that bad.
Just to borrow from my Dockers mates.. "It's gonna be a long year" "There is always next year". Sadly, I can see myself repeating that next year also. Thank gawd for Richmond.
Don't get me started on WA "dining experiences". What sort of BS are the WA hospitality industry trying to sell to the punter.
Managers who stare straight through you when you arrive, average food, horrendous staff attitudes and... I have to stop as there are some places that do look after you and make sure that the crimes of others aren't repeated in their restaurants.
It def. takes some of the shine off celebrating a Derby win with your Eagle's mates, shouting the meal because they lost a bet on the game
Did it take Jeffery out too?
The Eagles deserved a sh!t sandwich (minus the bread n butter) after that second half.
See how the Dockers go on the road against a decent team this weekend ey Diver?
Another thing that gets up my nose is when people brake before a set of traffic lights and the lights are green.
Yeah I'm glad footy banter it is back. I am surprised that it has taken this long, but I wasn't going to move until Funky did first, bit like a game of chicken.
I reckon the footy player (cough, splutter) below is getting up a few noses with his poor kicking / attitude around Roberts Road. I was going to suggest in another post that he may need one of those power balance band thingys - but he may already have one.
what gets up my nose?
coke 
, copious amounts of the stuff.
no , not really twas just the first thing that came into my head (boom - boom) when i read the topic!
BMW Australia... bunch of f***ers! That goes for you too Stavros Yallouridis (where's your response mofo?).
slow drivers.
driver that slow at lights IN CASE they go orange (losers).
drivers that get stuck @ junctions (usually women).
city women in large SUV's... actually they scare the sh!t out of me.
Kite surfers that go in and out where people are launching.
Body draggers/n00bs that hang around launch area.
Representative democracy (wtf)... I really hate voting for some wanker to represent me... Participatory democracy is true democracy.
Smug cops.
