that term is so derogatory i believe the PC word is Newbie..
the real word we are fishing for here though is kook.
so says the man with a chubby asian boy as his avatar 
u into the man boy sex reli?
other terms include: dangler, sky merchant, cloud climber, cloud dancer, air ballerina, roller blading
That guy is more hardcore than any of the bowmosexual noobs these days.... hes riding a 2 line!..... Quick! saftey police!
about the only thing i think he is missing is the kitesurfing jump suit pants, otherwise he is one deck out guy
so if i want to be helpful id say
Hey newbie hows it going..
if they are anoying and in the way id say watch out you noob
and if they start doing my head in i'd say
F*ck of you KOOK!
that clear it all up for you?
Did someone say Boobs? 
Man I never thought I would be chuffed to see a slave post!? That is GOLD slave.
kiteboarding in boots and calling it wakestyle is like roller blading on a half pipe and calling it skate style. Get over it and bye a bout if you want to wakeboard.
Whats kiteboarding in straps and calling it wakestyle then?.... riding heelys in the bottom of a 12ft bowl and calling it vert style? lol
, if i was seen kiting with him.
that pic does look like a piss take.
i was unaware americans were capable of payout humour?
on 2nd look, that photo has to be a piss take. I know their are some weird mofo's about but c'mon. Every part of his getup suggests he is having a laugh, woolen gloves, backwards helmet, pfd, 2 line kite.Denim jeans,seat harness, and those booties, he is wearing shorts with a wetsuit hood.
sorry my crappy attempt to get rowdy ranting
