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Has anyone jumped a pier before?

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Created by evlPanda > 9 months ago, 27 Jun 2012
evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
27 Jun 2012 2:14PM
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...ah. already here. delete delete. how do you delete a topic?

ignore ignore.

Subculture
443 posts
27 Jun 2012 12:44PM
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Careful.... the last time someone tried to delete a topic, the thread ran ten pages long

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/please-delete/?page=1

Ready everyone?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Jun 2012 1:08PM
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Im in

rhinoman
QLD, 362 posts
27 Jun 2012 3:24PM
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here we go

wal269
WA, 718 posts
27 Jun 2012 1:26PM
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I've jumped a Peter

Plummet
4862 posts
27 Jun 2012 2:09PM
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I have.

But it was a little floating fishing pier. about 2m wide and 3foot high.

But none the less it was still a pier.... or was it a jetti?

I'm claiming the peir jump.

NickT
WA, 1094 posts
27 Jun 2012 2:23PM
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Ive seen people pull up short of clearing spits, funniest sh!t you'll see

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
27 Jun 2012 2:31PM
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The rock spit bw beach 2 across to the flat side at Woodies was hero act back in the day when all kiters were gay old school exhibitionists.
Didnt see it myself but I heard tell of one those gay old-schoolers who actually did a deadman across it.
Possibly the VB man???? Anyone know.

This was also the old-school time when we didnt have a camera in our faces every minute we spent on the water. Pity about that.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Jun 2012 2:53PM
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puppetonastring said...

The rock spit bw beach 2 across to the flat side at Woodies was hero act back in the day when all kiters were gay old school exhibitionists.
Didnt see it myself but I heard tell of one those gay old-schoolers who actually did a deadman across it.
Possibly the VB man???? Anyone know.

This was also the old-school time when we didnt have a camera in our faces every minute we spent on the water. Pity about that.



Man thats old school

kitingtopher
SA, 313 posts
27 Jun 2012 4:46PM
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i have tried our local jetty ( about 15 feet high and 40 across) i can get the height but not the distance or the distance not the height i have come to the conclusion i am a wusss and have a agina. will have to settle for mangroves

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
27 Jun 2012 6:44PM
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few weeks ago there was a bunch of frenchies flailling about the kite spot..

this one dude tried a jump up wind, caught an edge and got pole axed in front of me

i jumped him and carried on my merry own way

later when i was packing up, he came past and apologised for getting in the way..

his name was pierre

does that count...?

Alazon
17 posts
27 Jun 2012 4:51PM
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.. just make sure you can get right over it!

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Jun 2012 5:01PM
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theDoctor said...


few weeks ago there was a bunch of frenchies flailling about the kite spot..

this one dude tried a jump up wind, caught an edge and got pole axed in front of me

i jumped him and carried on my merry own way

later when i was packing up, he came past and apologised for getting in the way..

his name was pierre

does that count...?

Im gonna say yes

dafish
NSW, 1654 posts
27 Jun 2012 8:19PM
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he was one lucky mofo...^
wondering if he tried that again? great kiter though, and I think his kite company is doing okay...

Chaps
SA, 91 posts
27 Jun 2012 10:43PM
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kitingtopher said...

i have tried our local jetty ( about 15 feet high and 40 across) i can get the height but not the distance or the distance not the height i have come to the conclusion i am a wusss and have a agina. will have to settle for mangroves


Pity the Council demolished the little Jetty, that would've been do-able.

bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
28 Jun 2012 11:26AM
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Im more interested in the ones that have tried and not made it. They're awesome

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
28 Jun 2012 2:48PM
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jamdfingr
QLD, 663 posts
28 Jun 2012 2:50PM
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Why would you try to jump a pier?

Its like trying to stick your wang in a sleeping crocodiles mouth: you might make it out ok but if something goes wrong, your a dickless douche bag for the rest of your life!

If you get it right, people will clap.

If you get it wrong, people shake there heads and say "what an idiot" while you get to sit there in pain! No symathy for the stupid.

The risks and dangers outweigh the Glory IMO.

bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
28 Jun 2012 3:25PM
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Yes mum, Im sure they wont do it again

Adziz
QLD, 32 posts
28 Jun 2012 3:27PM
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jamdfingr said...

Why would you try to jump a pier?

Its like trying to stick your wang in a sleeping crocodiles mouth: you might make it out ok but if something goes wrong, your a dickless douche bag for the rest of your life!

If you get it right, people will clap.

If you get it wrong, people shake there heads and say "what an idiot" while you get to sit there in pain! No symathy for the stupid.

The risks and dangers outweigh the Glory IMO.




Disagree, i think its awesome. but.... some idiot somewhere will copy, and most likely end up with the injuries mentioned above

mitch88
NSW, 271 posts
28 Jun 2012 3:48PM
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Im sensing alot of "Pier" pressure here.

Plummet
4862 posts
28 Jun 2012 3:50PM
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jamdfingr said...

Why would you try to jump a pier?

Its like trying to stick your wang in a sleeping crocodiles mouth: you might make it out ok but if something goes wrong, your a dickless douche bag for the rest of your life!

If you get it right, people will clap.

If you get it wrong, people shake there heads and say "what an idiot" while you get to sit there in pain! No symathy for the stupid.

The risks and dangers outweigh the Glory IMO.


HEHEHE.... the man with an avatar of himself jumping a motorcross bike over rocks and logs doen't understand a kiter jumping wood and concrete. Me thinks you are enjoying a double standard!.

Personally i enjoy the challenge of jumping something. it adds a level of skill to an otherwise relatively riskless task. any old punter can boost. but timing the take off in the exact right place with the right speed to clear the object takes skill.

i'm not going to jump a massive peir because thats outside my level of acceptable risk. but i enjoy jumping smaller ones and boulders even timing a boost over monster white wash is a worthy task.

eppo
WA, 9793 posts
28 Jun 2012 4:00PM
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Jumped over a marker bouy in the ocean....I know lame...oh well.

BennyB12
QLD, 918 posts
28 Jun 2012 6:02PM
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jamdfingr said...

Why would you try to jump a pier?



If you get it right, people will clap.






And there it is...

jamdfingr
QLD, 663 posts
28 Jun 2012 6:03PM
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^^^
Touché! I will consent to that point.

I would say thought that although I have no desire to jump a pier, I would t stop someone else from doing it. Completely up to them if they want to take that risk.

What I was getting at is the risk/reward ratio does not seem right for me to jump a pier.

Hence, the thread asks "has anyone jumped a pier before" and to that I say no, I haven't. I don't see the point!

kitingtopher
SA, 313 posts
28 Jun 2012 5:48PM
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i once jumped an african girl

jamdfingr
QLD, 663 posts
28 Jun 2012 6:20PM
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I bet it's hard to edge upwind on an African girl let alone jump one?

Puetz
NT, 2186 posts
28 Jun 2012 5:58PM
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... I jumped the missus once, got a fat lip!

Rattlehead
QLD, 555 posts
28 Jun 2012 7:00PM
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Fail



Stickybwuv
WA, 34 posts
28 Jun 2012 5:17PM
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Alazon said...

.. just make sure you can get right over it!



should have looped it

Ercorn
QLD, 199 posts
28 Jun 2012 7:59PM
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Alazon said...

.. just make sure you can get right over it!



Seriously though,why would a person be stupid enough to try this without a helmet?



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