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Have you ever lost a kite ?

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Created by waveslave > 9 months ago, 13 Jul 2011
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djdojo
VIC, 1614 posts
15 Jul 2011 8:53PM
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Ironman
WA, 139 posts
15 Jul 2011 6:54PM
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BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC
I have never lost a kite

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
15 Jul 2011 9:03PM
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waveslave said...

Social commentary threads have been cancelled.
The trolls and pimps now run this forum.
This thread is a perfect example of how a social topic can be unjustly hijacked by pimps for the express purpose of financial gain.
It's outrageous.
And how trolls can sidetrack and sabotage a thread for selfish reasons and their own warped pleasure.
That's totally despicable.
from waveslave
Booooo Hoooooo sniff sniff


LOLding

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
15 Jul 2011 8:48PM
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Slave posting on seabreeze


lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
15 Jul 2011 9:21PM
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^^^^WTF?????

Oh,,ok,,,now I get it.

Your saying that slavey likes to be kicked in the nut repeatedly.
Thats why he keeps posting death leash topics knowing very well he will be bagged out.
He loves being dominated and kicked in the nuts,,,sort of a weird forum fetish freak????
Very interesting Doctor Phillmonkey

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
15 Jul 2011 9:27PM
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Waves said

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Your despicable


Its all in good fun Slave.
The world would be a boring place without different people.
Like Mr Franty sings.
"Äll the freakie people make the beauty of the World"

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
15 Jul 2011 8:25PM
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lotofwind said...

I wear a safety leash that I keep well maintained,
so never had this problem you are talking about.


Officially OFF TOPIC :

I'm curious about how you 'maintain' a death-leash, Loto.
How do you prevent it from becoming a sh1t-leash ?
lol.
Or do you just buy a new death-leash from the shop when it's looking a bit dodgy ?
And how often should you replace the death/sh1t-leash ?
Every season, perhaps ?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
15 Jul 2011 10:35PM
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Maybe you need to start another topic about safety leashes to ask this question??

As you keep banging on about this thread has (apparently)LOLNothing to do with safety leashes and is just a socially fun thread for all to enjoy.Bah Haaaa Ba Haaa
Puppet,Spacemonkey and,,well,,,,everyone saw your angle on this thread before you even thought about it.
Suck it up and enjoy life.
Start another thread about safety leashes and ask about Safety Leash maintance if you want be taught how to look after your gear.We will be happy to teach you about maintaining your gear.
Maybe we could start a new thread about teaching newbe's how to maintaint there safety gear.Might help you and others who dont know how???Might save a few injuries and keep more local spots open for kiteing.

We will all be watching the newbie tips and tricks forum for your post and will be eager to help with your questions on maintaining your gear.


rhinoman
QLD, 362 posts
15 Jul 2011 11:53PM
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no but i have found one before (kite that is not a leash)

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
16 Jul 2011 2:56PM
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lotofwind said...

Maybe you need to start another topic about safety leashes to ask this question??



Huh ?

Why start another topic ? ^^^

Are you in charge of the forum ?

You crack me up, Loto.

lol.

Now that you have succeeded in fully corrupting my social commentary thread,,,

now that you and your troll-cronies have completely sidetracked my topic,,,

now that you have utterly sabotaged my forum contribution,,,

now that you have lead it down a path I had no intention of going,,,

now that you have steered it against my will into some retarded death-leash discussion ...

you now refuse to further discuss the leash-maintenance thing you raised earlier.

Are you satisfied with yourself ?

... A discussion that could actually shine some light on how NOT to lose your kite,,,

a discussion about safe practices in fact.

Your attitude is the stuff of stupid bullys and spoilt brats.

Intelligent discourse on this forum is now broken.

Happy now ?











poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
16 Jul 2011 3:15PM
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lotofwind goes...

On and on and on and on


Seriously, you sound like a mother-in-law


Chris_M
2132 posts
16 Jul 2011 3:35PM
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Everyone has got their period at the same time by the sounds of things


stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
16 Jul 2011 5:42PM
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Lost my sanity years ago(probably from dealing with the retail public).... never lost a kite tho.

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
16 Jul 2011 3:43PM
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waveslave said...

now that you have utterly sabotaged my forum contribution,,,



I dont know Slavey. I thought you were the driving force yet another very amusing and entertaining thread.
Keep up the good work.
Despite the criticism Im sure we all love your contributions.
I reckon ud be the most 'hit' poster here
Better here than on the beach I say

ps - love that "naughty boy" clip. One of the best bits of footage ever put down.
"YES - we are all individuals"
Especially Slavey.

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
16 Jul 2011 5:22PM
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waveslave said...

now that you have utterly sabotaged my forum contribution,,,



Double negative, sabotaging a troll (albeit a poor one) is actually a positive contribution to the forum


lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
16 Jul 2011 6:42PM
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waveslave said...

lotofwind said...

Maybe you need to start another topic about safety leashes to ask this question??



Huh ?

Why start another topic ? ^^^

Are you in charge of the forum ?

You crack me up, Loto.

lol.

Ummmmmm,,,because you dont(apparently) want to talk about leashes in this thread??

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
16 Jul 2011 6:54PM
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waveslave said...

lotofwind said...

I wear a safety leash that I keep well maintained,
so never had this problem you are talking about.


Officially OFF TOPIC :

I'm curious about how you 'maintain' a death-leash, Loto.
How do you prevent it from becoming a sh1t-leash ?
lol.
Or do you just buy a new death-leash from the shop when it's looking a bit dodgy ?
And how often should you replace the death/sh1t-leash ?
Every season, perhaps ?




heaps of advertising in this tread to easly find a new one

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
16 Jul 2011 7:11PM
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^^^^^^^^here is another one for you then and the other safety conscious kiters out there
www.kitepower.com.au/ozone-handle-pass-leash.html

I cant beleive Im going to poke the bear/troll and ask this,,,but,,,and Im asking and being very serious now,
What do you do Slave when

(A) riding un-hooked and drop your bar, miss a pass etc?
(B) snap a chicken loop(rare but does happen)?
(C) accidently un-hook(getting smashed by waves rolling around underwater)?
(D) Need to hit your safety to flag out your kite in an emergncy so you dont get smashed into the rocks?
(E) The countless other things that can and do happen that you may need to hit your safety? I have seen a hook snap on a harness

Do you just release your kite and not care about anyone else on the beach,,,as long as your safe??

Do you have any safety releases on any of your kites????????

Please let us know if you have a better and safer option ,,that might help us all be safer and keep local spots open.

Would you feel bad if you found out that someone got hurt/killed by a runaway kite because some newbe read your advice on here not to wear a safety leash???

If you are actually trying to have a talk on safety on runnaway kites,
Please answer all of the questions above and Im sure we can all be civalized and work on safety issues so as to benifit all of us.

TurtleHunter
WA, 1675 posts
16 Jul 2011 7:57PM
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now that you have steered it against my will into some retarded death-leash discussion ...




lol

ok
NSW, 1089 posts
16 Jul 2011 11:02PM
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if you didnt have a leash on ur dog n it bit someone?

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
16 Jul 2011 11:19PM
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