How do you get kitesurfing banned ?

Just wondering what one would have to do to get kitesurfing banned at a particular beach.
What are the procedures involved ?

what is the difference between evel knievel and femfresh?

You know Slave - quite a few saw YOU the day you bum-dragged self-launched on your precious local beach, showing off to a couple of gorgeous teuro chicks and got smashed... Who else might YOU have taken out?

Slave???

LoL he cant self launch properly!! The 'pioneer of kitesurfing' himself..

Oh man!

Can we pls have pics of waveslave in action??? Was he 'lit'?

He should have used the waveslave launch pad (patent pending).
Did that invention ever take off.? pardon the pun

I use the LaunchPad (patent-pending) every session.
It's particularly handy on those lonely winter days when it's 30 knots.

I'm not sure but I've been trying for years.

Assuming you are serious (probably not), I will be serious

Step 1.
Start kiting at a certain beach. It gets really popular so lots of people go there

Step 2.
Kooks just learning go outside their ability and should not be there, and that is mostly dealt with OK by the experienced guys, but some other experienced guys start to be c0cks and turn close to swimmers, cut off and drop in on windsurfers or surfers and so on.

Step 3
Establish a kiting area and a windsurfing area. Make the kiting area WAKSA or AKSA members only. (Thinking a certain Perth beach here)
Have about 20% of kiters ignore it totally, and when spoke to politely, have them abuse the sh!t out of the kiters and windsurfers who are trying to politely correct them

Step 4
When said kiters and windsurfers raise it for polite discussion online, bag the fk out of them. Kiters get bagged totally, but windsurfers get added vitriol (as they must be haters). ... But add winks when being a rude arrogant **** so it looks like you don't really mean it
The odd person will say "lolz I boost over all them polies and swimmers lol hee hee look at me"
Continue as above for, hmmm, say 2 - 3 years

Step 5
When bans are really close, have a sook.
When responsible kiters say "told u so", continue to bag them out
Then complain that the councils looking at banning kiting must read seabreeze, but don't regret your past dumb posts

Step 6
While all the above occurs, be rude and take the p!ss out of noobs who ask questions online, so they don't feel welcome and are less inclined to ask. When they stuff up, mock them publicly.... but don't consider for a second that if the forum was more inclusive you could have prevented their very public **** up.

Step 7
Post threads like this which are unhelpful and borderline p!sstake on a serious issue that affects all watersports participants

(PS talking in general terms, not accusing waveslave of any of the above actions bar number 7)

Hahaha Nude kiting should work Doc! Try borrowing some beachgoers towel after your sesh to make sure.

Hey as a noob I've never heard of Slaves pat pending Launch Pad.
Is this thing real? Is it good for landing?(My big difficulty at the mo)

Slave, any demo models avail on the cheap?

If you can't self launch safely you are a danger to society, has to be the easiest thing you can do, unless you are a complete kook.....

+1 and don't forget self landing, same same but different

lol just got from Thailand and heard this a lot. It was always the different part that scared me

I invented the 'launch-m-aid' way back in the early days.
It was a blow up doll with remote control hands. One press of the button and she'd let go of the kite.
Worked like a dream doll till Poor Rellie ran off with her.
Last I heard she had been kitted out with a whole lot of retro fit rude bits to be passed around at parties

They got it banned at Wellington Point in Brisbane by an over lit'er being dragged through the beach side cafe. Main issue was not paying.

Self-launching ...
Sometimes you kook out.
Sometimes it's lethal.
Most times it's easy.

Please don't tempt fate with comments like the above. ^^^
When you dare the universe, the universe often takes up the challenge.
Believing you're invincible with a kite and the elements is asking the cosmos for misery.
Get an assist with your next kite sesh.
I'm very superstitious, you know.