This thread just keeps getting better and better .... thanks keilani!
I definitely owe you a big kiss on the mouth.
Hey Stabber,
I have got a business deal for you I know this guy (from Nigeria) asking us to help him transfer funds from Africa to Australia so he can move here.
He admitted that the funds he acquired was via corrupt means but he was past all that. He promised that if we helped him then we could have 25% of his $200 million dollar fortune.
PM if you are interested, and please keep it queit
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If you win a Million Dollars, you better become a millionaire very quickly!!!
It has taken me 30 years to become an overnight success !!
Cheers - Fitzy
I agree with Fitzy.........there is no free money........it is all paid for through blood sweat and tears.........each and every dollar.
haha stabber you are good entertainment. can you teach me how to make lots of money so i can be hell famous on SB too
@djdojo
That would certainly be entertaining, but only attract the lil' Seabreeze community and therefore not yield magnificent financial results - and that's what we are ultimately after.
I would rather follow a vision like that:
Start with a youtube channel. Ideal medium for a low cost grassroots approach.
Do a video blog with the "weekly insights of the philosophical kiteboarder", where you blab about spiritual aspects of riding toeside, how kiting changed you from a felon to mother Teresa, and how the kiteboarding community could represent a better society with peace, tolerance, rainbows and unicorns. At least as long as the wind is good.
After reaching a critical mass, you would be invited to conferences where you educate important business people about "work-life balance". They go crazy for some buzzwords and pay heaps.
Along the way you could obtain a certification as the "old wise safety man", which qualifies you to lecture about safety aspects ("launch that SLE unhooked") on kitelife tv or some mags.
Does that sound like a career path? ![]()
For the record I don't smoke, just bored at uni. I would immediately cancel my studies if I could become ya manager.
Nah I'm thinking of "PNTYBWBICP-inc". Wakestyle at 12 o'clock was so yesterday, it's all about Posing Next To Your Board With Boots In Cool Places now. P.M. me if you wanna help.
yeah baby! thats the goods. Got anymore? (boots don't necessarily need to be attached and you don't have to be able to ride it.)
Yeah I got some more..
Boots are unfortunately attached to the board, but could you fulfill the other criteria any better?
Hahaha, I don't get it? how else am I meant to get to the water?
I'm guessin you rollerblade to the water with your mates from "your" spot
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p.s. Thanks for taking an interest in me though
and viewing my vids, my ego is inflating as we speak, ready for departure soon.
Yeah you caught my attention, but certainly not my interest!
Because I do care about "pushin' da sport", to quote the ultimate phrase from every freestyle kid interview.
And therefore, your video caused me several headaches and sleepless nights. The only anti-venom that I see is proper riding with the kite even higher than 12.
Unfortunately, Vimeo does not censor that video as well.
I think you need to have a good nights sleep and practice foruming a bit more tommorow before posting.![]()