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Rock peer jump Woodies from car Roof

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Created by swich > 9 months ago, 4 Dec 2012
Mark _australia
WA, 23718 posts
6 Dec 2012 10:18PM
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Being able to spell "pier" and then even better realising that a "pier" and a "groyne" (note spelling of latter) are very different things may lend some sort of validity to the thread.

Also if your name is "Simon Wichtermann" and then you use a different name to post "check out Simon Wichtermann jumping...." it looks a bit off.
Maybe call it "look at me jumping over a peer (sic) ........... " and then we know it is self pimping.

Then, putting a pallet across the racks to protect the car duco is very un-hardcore. Crusty Demons and Jackass and so on really bust up their own shizit, so just boost off the roof dude. Boost the fk out of it man, sandy board on roof an all.
Then you will be sooo hardcore you will have no pier peer

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
7 Dec 2012 11:32AM
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aaahhhhh Professor Mark ,kinda has a ring to it don't you think

and judging by all your green thumbs i have to ask "why are all the pole dancers
hanging out in the kiters forum" ahhem,m the whole 8 of you that is

sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:21AM
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kaleidoscope said...
Well lets hope you don't hurt yourself pulling mad tricks, as it doesn't look like you stayed in school long enough to have a fall back. It was probably boaring or some think?


Mark_australia said...
Being able to spell "pier" and then even better realising that a "pier" and a "groyne" (note spelling of latter) are very different things may lend some sort of validity to the thread.

Also if your name is "Simon Wichtermann" and then you use a different name to post "check out Simon Wichtermann jumping...." it looks a bit off.
Maybe call it "look at me jumping over a peer (sic) ........... " and then we know it is self pimping.


He's dyslexic you two knobs... no amount of school would fix that.

So he can't spell properly, big deal, I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either...

Keep it up Simon.

swich
WA, 84 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:27AM
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VB MAN said...
Lame Simo, did it years ago, but instead, hot launched off the rocks right in front of where the car is parked with carpet protecting the board. Twintip not booty.
Sorry but back in those days we didn't all have GoPros bolted to our testies to prove the in/out movement, but have witneses to the event. If you ever really wanna jump the groin proper, south of the wind direction thingy, well I will if you will.
Veebs

BTW congrats on your sponsorship and PKRA results, good to see your'e finally on some decent gear


yer nice one man but did u do it with westerly side shore wind should do it with NW wind we will a abel to clear a lot more distends. yer would be cool see u on the water again, im keen.

surfzup
WA, 57 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:28AM
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sir ROWDY said...
kaleidoscope said...
Well lets hope you don't hurt yourself pulling mad tricks, as it doesn't look like you stayed in school long enough to have a fall back. It was probably boaring or some think?


Mark_australia said...
Being able to spell "pier" and then even better realising that a "pier" and a "groyne" (note spelling of latter) are very different things may lend some sort of validity to the thread.

Also if your name is "Simon Wichtermann" and then you use a different name to post "check out Simon Wichtermann jumping...." it looks a bit off.
Maybe call it "look at me jumping over a peer (sic) ........... " and then we know it is self pimping.


He's dyslexic you two knobs... no amount of school would fix that.

So he can't spell properly, big deal, I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either...

Keep it up Simon.



Wow you really let them have it with both barrels then didn't you..

I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either



Well erm I bet you erm don't know how to knit a scarf.

Ha! Beat that scumbag! In your face!!

sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:37AM
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surfzup said...
sir ROWDY said...
kaleidoscope said...
Well lets hope you don't hurt yourself pulling mad tricks, as it doesn't look like you stayed in school long enough to have a fall back. It was probably boaring or some think?


Mark_australia said...
Being able to spell "pier" and then even better realising that a "pier" and a "groyne" (note spelling of latter) are very different things may lend some sort of validity to the thread.

Also if your name is "Simon Wichtermann" and then you use a different name to post "check out Simon Wichtermann jumping...." it looks a bit off.
Maybe call it "look at me jumping over a peer (sic) ........... " and then we know it is self pimping.


He's dyslexic you two knobs... no amount of school would fix that.

So he can't spell properly, big deal, I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either...

Keep it up Simon.



Wow you really let them have it with both barrels then didn't you..

I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either



Well erm I bet you erm don't know how to knit a scarf.

Ha! Beat that scumbag! In your face!!



Simon's a cabinet maker Einstein ...

p.s. Nice to know you knit scarfs though... good luck with that.

kiterdan
WA, 680 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:43AM
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Simon is one of the original kitesurfers in Australia. He also has a ****load of talent.

But something that stands out beyond his riding skills and his longevity in the sport is how absolutely stoked he is on kitesurfing.

And that's being stoked on kitesurfing; stoked on the sport, stoked on landing a new trick or going huge - not stoked by pulling the piss out of someone on a bloody kitesurfing forum!

No - he doesn't spend hours on a kitesurfing/windsurfing forum each night trying to hone his grammar and spelling skills so perhaps he might mistake his peers from the piers from time to time.

But seriously...WHO THE **** CARES. At least he's riding; not typing.

surfzup
WA, 57 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:44AM
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sir ROWDY said...


Simon's a cabinet maker Einstein



Wow. My sarcasm was completely lost (and wasted) on you.

This line

I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either


was a very big clue as to what his occupation is...



swich
WA, 84 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:45AM
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Mark _australia said...
Being able to spell "pier" and then even better realising that a "pier" and a "groyne" (note spelling of latter) are very different things may lend some sort of validity to the thread.

Also if your name is "Simon Wichtermann" and then you use a different name to post "check out Simon Wichtermann jumping...." it looks a bit off.
Maybe call it "look at me jumping over a peer (sic) ........... " and then we know it is self pimping.

Then, putting a pallet across the racks to protect the car duco is very un-hardcore. Crusty Demons and Jackass and so on really bust up their own shizit, so just boost off the roof dude. Boost the fk out of it man, sandy board on roof an all.
Then you will be sooo hardcore you will have no pier peer




well i guess u can show us how it is dun. plus i didnt post the second video that was a mate. and if u ask Swich is short for Simon Wichtermann.

sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:52AM
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surfzup said...
sir ROWDY said...


Simon's a cabinet maker Einstein



Wow. My sarcasm was completely lost (and wasted) on you.

This line

I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either


was a very big clue as to what his occupation is...






Is that a picture of you face palming after realising how stupid you were and that I quoted it so you couldn't edit it???
Even with the amazingly obvious sarcasm, what you said couldn't be "used" (or found) by anybody .

Zed
WA, 1274 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:57AM
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Is that a picture of you face palming after realising how stupid you were and that I quoted it so you couldn't edit it???
Even with the obvious sarcasm, what you said couldn't be "used" (or found) by anybody.


That doesn't even make any sense dude.

sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
7 Dec 2012 10:05AM
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Zed said...





Is that a picture of you face palming after realising how stupid you were and that I quoted it so you couldn't edit it???
Even with the obvious sarcasm, what you said couldn't be "used" (or found) by anybody.


That doesn't even make any sense dude.


He claimed his amazing sarcasm was "lost (and wasted)" on me... so what I said makes sense if you actually read the entire dialogue and not just the last post .

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
7 Dec 2012 1:12PM
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surfzup said...


you may improve at some stage....... today is not the day

Appears you have got a case of Kiters Envy! if left untreated it will have dire consequences on your ever day life. Look at poor Richfish every post has red
polka dots on a yellow background, creating multiple logins and,.............. wait a minute thats not you
is it Rich ,bugger all posts ,joined a couple of days ago, tsk tsk ...........
i warned you this would happen, and now your knitting scarfs




Zed
WA, 1274 posts
7 Dec 2012 10:20AM
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sir ROWDY said...
Zed said...





Is that a picture of you face palming after realising how stupid you were and that I quoted it so you couldn't edit it???
Even with the obvious sarcasm, what you said couldn't be "used" (or found) by anybody.


That doesn't even make any sense dude.


He claimed his amazing sarcasm was "lost (and wasted)" on me... so what I said makes sense if you actually read the entire dialogue and not just the last post .



That still didn't make any sense. Are you drinking?

GRunner
QLD, 238 posts
7 Dec 2012 12:29PM
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Nice rock jump. Not as funny as this one tho' (on the funny images thread).

Can someone knit me a sock to keep my kiteboard in?

default
WA, 1255 posts
7 Dec 2012 10:36AM
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wow, must be "that time of the month" for a few posters i reckon

goodonyasimonI'dputapalletonmyrooftoo

VB MAN
1156 posts
7 Dec 2012 10:57AM
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swich said...
VB MAN said...
Lame Simo, did it years ago, but instead, hot launched off the rocks right in front of where the car is parked with carpet protecting the board. Twintip not booty.
Sorry but back in those days we didn't all have GoPros bolted to our testies to prove the in/out movement, but have witneses to the event. If you ever really wanna jump the groin proper, south of the wind direction thingy, well I will if you will.
Veebs

BTW congrats on your sponsorship and PKRA results, good to see your'e finally on some decent gear


yer nice one man but did u do it with westerly side shore wind should do it with NW wind we will a abel to clear a lot more distends. yer would be cool see u on the water again, im keen.


Cool Simo, I hoped you would bite to this one. Just ignore all those polies who only get on the water about three times a year and spend the rest of thier time trolling cool sports.
Anyway a west/n'wester would be ideal but can't see the possibility of that in the near future, so how about one of those thumpin, gusty, easterlies that we get during summer ?. What could possibly go wrong?

surfzup
WA, 57 posts
7 Dec 2012 11:04AM
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VB MAN said...
swich said...
VB MAN said...
Lame Simo, did it years ago, but instead, hot launched off the rocks right in front of where the car is parked with carpet protecting the board. Twintip not booty.
Sorry but back in those days we didn't all have GoPros bolted to our testies to prove the in/out movement, but have witneses to the event. If you ever really wanna jump the groin proper, south of the wind direction thingy, well I will if you will.
Veebs

BTW congrats on your sponsorship and PKRA results, good to see your'e finally on some decent gear


yer nice one man but did u do it with westerly side shore wind should do it with NW wind we will a abel to clear a lot more distends. yer would be cool see u on the water again, im keen.


Cool Simo, I hoped you would bite to this one. Just ignore all those polies who only get on the water about three times a year and spend the rest of thier time trolling cool sports.
Anyway a west/n'wester would be ideal but can't see the possibility of that in the near future, so how about one of those thumpin, gusty, easterlies that we get during summer ?. What could possibly go wrong?


Why is anyone who dares have a go at kiters is either a poley or a troll? I kite and I just happen to think that there are a lot of retarded kiters out there - beautifully exemplified in the OPs video. Why jump off a car - it's not particularly dangerous it's just a dumberer thing to do and yeah he's got a kite, but it's not kiting.

VB MAN
1156 posts
7 Dec 2012 11:08AM
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surfzup said...
VB MAN said...
swich said...
VB MAN said...
Lame Simo, did it years ago, but instead, hot launched off the rocks right in front of where the car is parked with carpet protecting the board. Twintip not booty.
Sorry but back in those days we didn't all have GoPros bolted to our testies to prove the in/out movement, but have witneses to the event. If you ever really wanna jump the groin proper, south of the wind direction thingy, well I will if you will.
Veebs

BTW congrats on your sponsorship and PKRA results, good to see your'e finally on some decent gear


yer nice one man but did u do it with westerly side shore wind should do it with NW wind we will a abel to clear a lot more distends. yer would be cool see u on the water again, im keen.


Cool Simo, I hoped you would bite to this one. Just ignore all those polies who only get on the water about three times a year and spend the rest of thier time trolling cool sports.
Anyway a west/n'wester would be ideal but can't see the possibility of that in the near future, so how about one of those thumpin, gusty, easterlies that we get during summer ?. What could possibly go wrong?


Why is anyone who dares have a go at kiters is either a poley or a troll? I kite and I just happen to think that there are a lot of retarded kiters out there - beautifully exemplified in the OPs video. Why jump off a car - it's not particularly dangerous it's just a dumberer thing to do and yeah he's got a kite, but it's not kiting.


Wow your profile tells us so much, get a life elsewhere, nobody

surfzup
WA, 57 posts
7 Dec 2012 11:15AM
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Wow your profile tells us so much, get a life elsewhere, nobody


Drewm
VIC, 159 posts
7 Dec 2012 4:40PM
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HAHAHA

Fark i love seabreeze, it's like little kids fighting in the car:
Kid 1: "muuu-uuuum, he's touching me"
Kid 2: "no i'm not, he's touching ME"
Mum: "You kids be quite or i'll turn this car around! I will!!"

Jeez, thanks for the heads up on this thread Swich, you gave me a good laugh

sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
7 Dec 2012 1:56PM
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surfzup said...
I kite and I just happen to think that there are a lot of retarded kiters out there - beautifully exemplified by my posts on this forum.


FIXED.

surfzup
WA, 57 posts
7 Dec 2012 2:34PM
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sir ROWDY said...
surfzup said...
I kite and I just happen to think that there are a lot of retarded kiters out there - beautifully exemplified by my posts on this forum.


FIXED.


I see what you did there. Very clever. You figured out how to use "
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" kudos to you. I'm going to go out on a limb here and correct me if I'm wrong, but do you sir design rocket ships by any chance?

Damo
WA, 641 posts
7 Dec 2012 3:31PM
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School yard bullys sitting behind a key board!

Simon is the nicest, biggest hearted person you will ever meet.

Anyone that wants to have a go at someone because of spelling mistakes is just pathetic and you make me feel sick!!

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:03PM
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I'd like to do that trick, but If I jumped on my car roof, It would cave in and cost me a bomb to panel beat the shape back in...

Mark _australia
WA, 23718 posts
7 Dec 2012 6:25PM
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Damo said...
School yard bullys sitting behind a key board!

Simon is the nicest, biggest hearted person you will ever meet.

Anyone that wants to have a go at someone because of spelling mistakes is just pathetic and you make me feel sick!!



For the record my post was a lighthearted p!sstake as he posted a video but did not make it clear it was him. It was even in third person. (Like if I called myself "ABC123" on here and posted a video thread entitled "look at how good this waveride by Mark is")

Also because peer vs pier makes the joke "that guy is so good he has no peer" a fairly obvious choice I would think.

I have nothing against Simon and to say anyone who makes light of something is a schoolyard bully, or pathetic, is a bit harsh Damo.
Better than the repeated incursions by some people into other forums simply to post that you are all old useless ****s blah blah ad nauseum for the last 4 or 5 yrs.
Better than some of the personal attacks I see here just because a noob stuffed up.

Intelligent, very mild p1sstakes done in jest when somebody posts themself up here, vs. uncalled for abuse - very different. TBH - if I posted a video of myself and used 3rd person narrative so it looks like somebody else posted it, I'd virtually expect to be torn apart by p!sstakers

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
7 Dec 2012 9:30PM
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even intelligent, "major" p!ss takes done with malace and spite, are funny.
Minor ones look like you're holding back for some reason.

ChrissyG
WA, 42 posts
7 Dec 2012 6:35PM
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That's awesome Simon!

Tractorguy
TAS, 543 posts
7 Dec 2012 10:00PM
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good stuff Simon, keep it up, and thanks eh, after showing the wee man he wants to replicate of the Nissan tommorrow ha ha

INTHELOOP
QLD, 1855 posts
8 Dec 2012 6:39AM
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Dude where was the front Mobe kiteloop in there?
Onya swich kid. See you in the west soon



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