^^^^^^^gay troll attempt old boy markie.You arent as imaginative on your trolls anymore.
PM KOTP (windsurfing forum legend, knowen and respected world wide)for some tips on trolling.
Good luck on the sh!t stirring.
PS,,isnt a windsurfers rig just an SUP board with a sail mounted on it ??, for when you get too old and unfit to paddle any more.
Awwww
So it is OK to pay out on SUP'ing and windsurfing (all in good fun and jest) but not kiting?
Kleenex is on special at Coles this week I hear
Oh jeez, you just hit your 1000th use of the world "old" when referring to windsurfers. 
Paddle boarding has the sexuality of Pauline Hanson mixed with the colourful style of coloured concrete.
It has the insane macho hard arse image of Justin Beiber whilst withholding the virginity innocence of Pamela Andersons virgina.
When armagedon is complete, there will be only SUP.
It has the political significance of Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott having a baby.
It is more exciting than fielding in Cricket. Yet more pieceful than medatation at a bus station.
Like the eternal question "if a tree falls and no one hears it then did it fall?", we could also ask "what has SUPing got to do with the Corona/Mambo kiting/windsurfing comp?"
SUPing is wisdom.
SUP has a massive future! It already has more mainstream apeal than kiting.
Guys are getting spat out of monster barrels in Tahiti and Hawaii, etc. Heaps of surfing legends have a stand up board in their quiver.
The racing guys are legitimate atheletes, with mainstream credibility. They are punishing themselves in +5hr races, accross hellish ocean crossings. (They're beating the prone paddlers now)
I wouldn't be surprised if both types of SUP already have more prize money/ sponsorship than kiting. If they don't - they will soon!
Interesting points here dudes.
The photo of the dude nosediving on the SUP. I could post a picture of a kiter wrapped around a power pole or pine post etc to show the same thing? "Learnin?
Watched a Newb kiter from my balcony gettin caned in the shorebreak the other day, learning and looked like a kook
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I could also post some local pics of some waves on a SUP when most kiters would be in the carpark ****tin emselves.
Oh yeah and KOTP has been suppin for a coupla years now. sorry to crush your idol boys
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