"There, I see one!...
......Pull over and get the cameras out!"
When Bear Grills said he was "going to Mt Buffalo for the next episode", the camera crew didn't realise he meant literally.
When the windows go down in the 180b its a dutchie for all 
Bings us back to highschool days lol
"You go straight on for about 100 metres and you'll come to a gate. Open the gate and drive into that compound; then - and this is very important - shut the gate. Drive around with the windows open there too and there are some nice friendly talking lions in there...yes I know, what are the chances eh! ... but they'll direct you to the exit.
Look, this is so embarrassing. I have been kiting since like, the Great Lakes were just puddles and this has never happened before. I was doing a super-dingle-dangle boost on my 15m in 35 knots and suddenly these trees just seemed to come from nowhere.
After pimping his ride Digby realised that Buffalo skin side mirrors had more downsides than just a lack of reflectiveness
'$100 for a 1/2 hour and for an extra 50 you can have my mate Squirrel as well'
Since the US Government cutbacks Yellowstone National Park had to find new ways to raise revenue.
Dude and Man embark on their US Road Trip
'Dude, look at that beaver'
'That's a moose Man'
Billy Bison remembered what Bruce Buffalo's father had done when he found out Bruce has got a tattoo. How was Billy going to hide this new nose ring from his Mom ?
Police NARC squad surveillance footage showed that they may have been on the wrong track looking for a Columbian mule.
Wikipedia
Bison
American bison/American buffalo (Bison bison)
European bison/wisent (Bison bonasus)
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Infraclass: Eutheria
Order: Artiodactyla
Family: Bovidae
Subfamily: Bovinae
Genus: Bison
Hamilton Smith, 1827
Species
†B. antiquus
B. bison
B. bonasus
†B. latifrons
†B. occidentalis
†B. priscus
Members of the genus Bison are large, even-toed ungulates within the subfamily Bovinae. Two extant and four extinct species are recognized. The surviving species are the American bison, also known as the American buffalo (although it is only distantly related to the true buffalo), Bison bison (with two subspecies, the plains bison, Bison bison bison, and the wood bison, Bison bison athabascae), found in North America, and the European bison, or wisent (Bison bonasus), found in Europe and the Caucasus. While these species are usually grouped into their own genus, they are sometimes included in the closely related genus Bos,[1] together with cattle, gaur, kouprey and yaks, with which bison have a limited ability to interbreed, athough they are known to favour small Japanese vehicles from the 1980s.
Biff found it hard to make friends, and his habbit of close-talking didn't help either...
Hey, don't those seat covers look a bit like my long-lost mate Daryl? Hey, what have you done to him!
drug sniffing beagles just dont put the fear in the crims like a drug sniffing bison
The people of Kansas take thier State song very seriously.The Higleys were no exception and felt at home on the range.Seldom was heard a discouraging word.
Hey man, I seem to have lost the back half of my coat...
...have you seen it by any chance?
Yeah man, I'm a poodle. I can fit in that thing, no worries.
Give me a lift will ya?
