CAPTION COMP

Hey, I noticed that you had a sticker that said 'honk if you're horny'...

I've got two!

After Starring with Kevin Costner in Dances with wolves, the market for Bison with acting ability dried up forcing Dave to sell crack on the streets.

NNRRFFT.....very funny...can you wind the window down please....

Tonight on Today Tonight - "when clippered poodles on steroids go turning tricks, and how it could happen to YOUR FAMILY"

go down here about two K, turn left at the deer and the antelope playground.

TIME GENTLEMEN (and non men)

there were a couple of cleaver ones, but the idea of two teenage stoners in an old datto asking a bison for directions.... and the bison polietly providing them.

terminal...., it over to you

terminal said...




"You go straight on for about 100 metres and you'll come to a gate. Open the gate and drive into that compound; then - and this is very important - shut the gate. Drive around with the windows open there too and there are some nice friendly talking lions in there...yes I know, what are the chances eh! ... but they'll direct you to the exit.