The Shartman video thread should have come with the warning...
"please kids don't try this at home"
Little Johnny's mother had always said that he would forget his head if it wasn't screwed on.
Today he proved her wrong...
Aye...when we were kids we were soo poor that we couldn't afford no football...why we had to kick around our own heads we did.
Billy was over the moon this year for his birthday - his parents had decided to get him a body instead of another f$#ken hat.
Little Johnny's innate flexibility meant that he was always first picked on the team when it came to Windsurfing Charades.
Pictured above, Johnny is going for his signature "headwind" move.
When Johnny saw a kiter for the first time, he laughed his head off, and only just caught it before it got all sandy.
Little Jimmy misunderstood the teachers comments about getting a head in life....
The Ranga gene is strong, it was only a matter of time before it mutated......................
When Playing at the beach little Johnny found that this was the best method to stop the kiters sneeking up on him from behind and stealing his boardies
"Ossh gurg oohoosh gurg osh oshhhh arhhh"
("Oh just what I needed, a head" as said by a headless boy)
Rarely seen these days is a kiter actually pulling their head out of their arse and having a good look around before attempting a beach start.
Having lost more than his shirt Barry learned restraint the hard way.
"Ok, toss ya double or nothin"
"Na. Better quit while I'm a head"
Ron never forgave Harry for abusing his magical powers on the day of his big date with Hermoine.
Little Johnny had accidently left his head behind whilst on holiday in China last year - today it had finally made its way home.
Little johnny was definitely trying not to listen to any more stories about bl##dy global warming or sea level rise...
