If you slap me one more time my head will fall off!!!!
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(after all it's only photoshopped on)
"you realise kevin that we maybe heading towards an early erection, i mean election."
Labor's contingency plan in the event of an election loss:
Short of new leadership prospects the sewing circle has cobbled together a newy out of bit and pieces of old ones:
"He's got Kev's head and gall bladder, Lathams spleen, Hawkey's arse, a bit of Gough, a bit of Paul.
Put him in an Armani suit. he he he. The world will be ours. On Egor."
It didn't take too much convincing to get the Member for Griffith to stand again!!!
….after the last TV debate, Julia took some time out to work on her ability to get the male worm to rise…..
And then what I did was put my hand up here to where the controls are that operate the mouth.....
Thankfully the image of a naked Tony has been cropped from the right hand side of this picture.
Thank heavens it was the Labor party, somehow the image of an Abbott and O'Farrell spanking a naked Turnbull doesn't seem anywhere near as interesting.
the fateful behind closed doors meeting.
repeat after me kevin, "i will not fantasize about young round the world sailors any more"
you'll be gone, i promise you!
Puppet training 101....."Now Kristine, look at meeee Krissy, you get your hand nice and straight like this................."
BTW - why is every time I hear Joolia speak I have a mental picture of Cath Day-Knight?
Unfortunately, Julia misunderstood ALP instructions when she was told she should "sit down with Obama"
Julia's election entourage visits a local preschool.
Nick nack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
After seeing the Australian Sex Partie's preliminary polling Julia makes a strategic policy adjustment.
Pass me the lube Kristina and I'll give you a hands-in demonstration on what we in the Labor Party refer to as Caucusing
"Yes Julia, It was me! …..I leaked the information!
……….I've been a bad boy!!…….
….A VERY bad boy!……
…….I deserve to be punished!…..
…...Show me how bad I've been!!!!"
