Select to expand quoteIm sorry but alot of us are thinkin it, I will go get back in my box now...sorry
Some poleys just cant get enough pole
wow such a nice day for riding, dee dum dee dum "hey Look a green and yellow bus"
CRUNCH!
After smashing into a light pole Dave concluded that he needed therapy to get over the old man arse fetish.
Kiter: "Geez this pole surfing is harder than I thought. Might just stick to Kiting"
Helmut thought his combination of freestyle cycling and poledancing would attract the crowds, but sadly not.
Mr. Methane, currently on tour in Germany, shows he can still back one out with so much force, no one should go anywhere near him!
ALIEN INVASION!
Traffic came to a standstill in Hamburg yesterday, when two spaceships, cleverly disguised as green and yellow buses, landed next to the opera house. The spaceships emitted electromagnetic fields so strong they immobilised people and turned ordinary light poles into powerful electromagnets with an affinity for amalgam fillings...
During the GFC, unemployed plumbers were often hired for secure bicycle storage...
Germans really try to welcome Aussie tourists, but enough is enough.
Even though all locals know the road and bike path rules, the summer invasion of ignorant tourists gets dozens of blameless locals hurt.
Local man Jens was commuting to work, and as usual hopped the curb at speed. Everyone knows to keep flat-pavement landing zones clear, except those filthy tourists who erratically and arrogantly pose in EXACTLY the wrong places...
Strangely, being "bike-curious" and kiting are very fashionable amongst the young folk.
I'm sure this is Germany as the bus shown below was parked on the other side of the road.
After Hermans bucks party his friends left him with his head glued to a pole and a bike up his ar5e......
The next stuff up from the New Delhi games - the velodrome incorporated into a busport and tourist photo spot....
Hamburg, city of sin:-
In broad daylight a ninja biker enjoys a poke with the stem cleverly disguised as an innocent smooch with a lamp post.
The trannie in shades is not fooled. She trembles with vicarious arousal and thinks "Gott, dieses Fahrrad hat einen dick des Stahls. I will become a bicycle."
Friedrich would always remember the exact moment his Tour de Germany became the tour de hospital
