'nuff with readin' the Chemtrails article dad, I want the Gourmet Dinner section in the middle...
Wow ! there would be heaps of milk in them !!!
(before dinner Tom would whet juniors appetite.)
[Warning - crude joke alert]
Edit - I deleted this because it was too crude even for my diminished level of appropriateness.
Hold it steady now champ, you know it takes a while for my eyes to focus...on...hang-on...WHAT THE F*#K IS THAT!?!
aaargh dad!!!! no one reads mags with chicks with pubic hair in them these days.
ya retard!
With Christmas around the corner Jethro had misunderstood his wife's instruction
"...and get him to pick a couple of nice puppies from the catalog..."
Dad, Dad, I tawt I taw a puddy tat.....Oh no ...its a puddy tit...oh no its just a puddy..dad.
Voice from the kitchen:
"How's that bed time story coming along hon?....
.....has he fallen asleep yet??"
"....ahhh, umm, .....almost dear..."
Little Johnny's Show and Tell at Daycare the following day was quite well received...
