After five years locked away in the monastery, Won Hu Gedong tempts his celibacy vows
The Pageant's strict rule about "pure of body" narrowed the field to only one eligible contender.
Once the master of pingpong balls, Miss Phuket 1936 was now restricted to sultanas 
Every blokes fantasy - beauty pageant queen with no teeth
(that should ruin it for ya fellas 
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Master, that tonic you gave me when I took my vow of chastity. It seems to be working.
"bad luck ,you'v already been given a pearl necklace as the one I am carrying is gonna be huge!!"
As an elderly woman, who is admittedly past my prime, I find the use of this picture particularly offensive. And some of the captions seem quite universally derogatory towards all seasoned females. The misogynistic undertones in this thread are making me quite self-conscious about my appearance. Perhaps I'll stay inside tomorrow.
A year of being Miss Phuket, drugs, partys, late nights, etc had taken its toll on Som, a nineteen year old bar girl from Pataya beach.
(She still had a good ass thou it would seem)
After stumbling upon herself on Seabreeze, as a subject of derision. Miss Phuket became so upset and ashamed of her looks she decided she would convert to Islam and donned a Burka. Surely Seabreeze will no longer find her funny..
^^^ As a Muslim I find that particularly offensive.. And consequentially I have cancelled my order for Seabreeze sunnies... I have also notified the internet Police and they are on their way to moderate. This thread should be Locked within a few minutes..
oh, here they come now..
When Joe heard his arranged marriage was to a former Miss Phuket, he was stoked.
When he met her he suddenly thought a 10 year stint in the monastery would be a good idea, and if lucky he might just outlast his wife.
Phuket banned any contestants who had plastic surgery, but the ban only lasted one year before they changed their mind.
In the great Miss Phuket competition of 2008 they discovered the actual town boundaries of Phuket only covered an area of 600 square metres, which as it happened only included the local retirement village.
Joe was married 2 weeks before he kissed his wife goodbye and headed of to a last-minute stint in the local monastery.
Somehow he just couldn't get the smile off his face.
When the elderly King's wife won the Phuket beauty pageant by unanimous vote, there was clearly corruption involved.
Instead 'The Australian' and the Sydney Morning Herald the next day ran the following headline 'Labor government bungles the Miss Phuket competition'.
After following the teachings of the monastery for a decade, Joe could now see past the physical and saw the beauty in a person's soul.
Sometimes he just wished he didn't.
