.....his father had taught him well.....
"get there early to ensure you get a good looking one!"
....and now, young "Kevin the Kiwi" was keen to get off the mark.
Little Kiwi Joe's dad, the famous Kiwi kiter decided it was time for Joe to learn about the facts of life!
Kiwi father says to his son.
"That's not how you ride a sheep son....... I'll show you how to ride a sheep"
Having seen his Mum & Dad wrestling upside down in bed more than once, little Warwick just couldn't figure out how he was going to get this ewe to yield whilst wearing this damn helmet.
Weaning off the wet-nurse was sometimes a difficult and traumatic time for kiwi children...
After hearing about a position called 'reverse cowgirl', Junior decided to have a go at 'upside-down sheepboy'.
When Josh's parents announced that the whole family was going vegan again, he had different ideas.
When little Johnno asked for velcro gloves for Christmas everyone thought he was a devo, but if only they knew....
When little Johnny allowed his mum to sign him up for the "how to knit your own jumper from scratch" course, he wasn't quite expecting this!
Palmerston public school was short a couple of female dance partners in PE class so Mr Kelly thougth he found an inconspucuous solution 
" ok son when you master this we'll get you on the board with a mast in the waves"
okay if "Carontoc" doesnt want to judge his own caption comp I suggest we give it to Elmo for his sheep felatio joke.....?......or the dag one..by Davmen..?
..7ish days maximum mate .