... and there was another vet student who spent his glove money on beer, and ended up with a green arm for the rest of the day...
note to self:
-when the Year 10 teacher says "to avoid disappointment, get your work experience preference sheets back early"....
.....it's probably worth paying attention.
Aaaah, those were the days... warming up your frozen fingers inside a steaming hot cow on a winter's morning. Looxury!
...it was at this point that Lucretia started to worry about the cow suit Boris had bought her to celebrate their anniversary...
"now Boris I am not understanding already,...I must dress in all this plastic clothing...and now you want me to immerse in this tub of fat?..."
In one fell swoop Dr Lucretia had successfully treated Boris' Automysophobia and Coprastasophobia, now she wondered if his debilitating Oneirogmophobia could treated in exactly the same manner...
it was at this exact moment that axl rose came up with the lyrics to welcome to the jungle.
Pregnancy rates were well down the year Boris' artificial insemination notes got mixed up with his Greek contraception notes.
"Many gangsta say they is badass. This Ygevney however, he is most credible badass gangsta".
Much respec'.
Space cadet basic training.
Anal Probes 101
In the event that other life forms are encountered during travel in deep space, the well trained space traveller must be able to beam up said life form and efficiently perform an anal probe.
No one knows why.
It just seems to be the tradition
"Once you've perfected the technique Igor, you will have to do it with the gloves off."
Well it is literally a toss of the coin for me between one of Windxtasy's many funny posts and Sausage's one about the finger pokin through the paper (we've all been there 
)
It is a tails and so the winner is 'SAUSAGE'.
Over to you mate 
Hey! This ones got teeth in there. Look! It's taken half my fingers off!
{edit} a late entry. Excuse the pun.
Hey I just thought of another one ,..
Yep. The stock market has definitely turned to sh!t.
aaahhhh crackin up here. (another pun. hey this is good coffee.)
Cop a wiff of this. The steaks are really high.. (another pun)
sorry. tooooo much cooffffeeeeeeeee.
The dyeing process for Polka Dot Boardies was just as effective on hats and gloves..
(bit late, lol)
)
Anybody post a new one and make it 199 and a 1/2. First in has it.
If sausage returns from the moon and replies with an entry then he automatically wins, otherwise just carry on.
edit] beaten by a millisecond!
Either is fine.
