jennifer always complained her friends were a bunch of cows, no one realised they actually were.
one dairy cows says to an other : i hope thats not the new heffa if so were out of a job
Farmer Want a Vife Kazakstan,
hosten by Borat for Ministry of Information and Pleasure Viewing for the Menfolks
Angus and Daisy were terribly embarrassed by the open display as they tried to hide theirs in between their legs.
Something that the young lady with F cups would also become accustomed to in her later years.
The crowd waited in anticipation as Bill the Bull snuck up behind his latest fancy
Daisy: "Hey, Angus stop looking!!"
Angus: "It's OK I wasn't looking, I only like the ones with 4..... and anyway love, you're the only one that gives me mooovement"
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Since the incident in the bushes at the Bluff (which must never be talked about), Leprechaun had become so enraged he had 'Death to All Goats' tattooed across his chest and lost no opportunity to preach to any that would listen.
After lotofwind had finally been accepted into the windsurf forums by winning the caption competition he took great pleasure in taunting all with his newly acquired man-bra
After the embarrassing episode at the beach with her new bikini, Ingrid passed the cows in the lush meadow as she walked home, and suddenly she had an idea ....
here cowsssyyy woowwwsy cowsssy, here girls, come to mumma .....
Juliar explained her new immigration policy to the cabinet :
'I stand on the headland at Christmas Island and get naked. We then just watch the boats turn back.'
For the first time in 2 years the cabinet was in total agreement, not only was this the most inhumane policy yet, but likely to also send the Taliban back deep under ground in the Torra-Borra caves.
"mooo oo oo, so yer saying you actually milk the farmer with those things........Buttercup have you ever heard such nonsense???"
