The real secret to speed is to find a scuba diver and swallow them whole, half hour later it's Jet propulsion baby
So I went to a career guidance agency and they sent me here, are you a personal injury lawyer too?
"whoa, get a load of that chick that just came in, wow what a Tiger!"
"settle down tuna breath...I heard she's a real man eater..."
"That ergonomic chair we got you Dave doesn't seem to have done much for your back problems judging by the look on your face!"
Well,its been a day since the last post so spose its time to call the winner.Is it the most green thumbs o my vote? theres been some corkers!!!
Some go for green thumbs sometimes it's personal preference. It's your call in the end. 
