in a red neck voice
"Those boys on tv hunten gators in a boat are pusseeeess, we do it proplee down ere, all you do is dangle ur feet feet over the side and BBOOOMMM, you got urself a gator"
Hey y'all it was all wild-like out there in them swamps today, since them kitesurf folk arrived its a bit extreme on mah lawn chair
It's the ultimate get away...
No phone, no computer, no TV,
no room for the wife and kids...
"Yuh, I got the sleepers from that railroad track back thereaways - you know, where that train crashed yesterday."
You wouldn't believe what I just saw back over there - some joker has taken the wheels off his skateboard and tied himself to a giant kite. What will people think of next.
I'ms gonna sneak up on thats duck over there and haves me some duck fur dinna.
I's put this patch on mes left eye so the ducks gunna think I am a pirate
Aww no I just pist myself
"Of course she's seaworthy - who do you think pulled Laird Hamilton onto his first big wave ride at Jaw's back in the 90s!"
To max my top end, I think I might go high tech and add some cut outs to the under side.
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Cletus prepairs to make history, being the first redneck to cross the Atlantic ocean.
(In your best redneck voice) "Dis one just da pro-toe-type, the ones I's crossin' in got 5 fence palins, two stolen batteries and a blue chair..."
So far only me an Billy-Joe and some others upstate got one, but we just got our own Olymic class y'all
wooo weeeee
" excuse ma sir but do n you have any of them weed fini things
ya all use on them fridge doors wit sails spare?"
Yeah y'all heard right - I'm going around tha world orn it. Darn tootin I am!
Like that Jessica girl did, and I will go riiigght around thataways, and then she will be mah girlfrehhhnd.
Yep, this is my new twin hull Shark Cat, doesn't quite look like the photo on eBay.
I shall christen her "Double Penertration".
And on relly hot days in da swamp we can turn the buzzy thing upside down and make a sweet ol lectric fan bro
