seconds later jock played the infamous "brown note" and little johnny never looked up a kilt again
Little McJohnny was shocked when he noticed the true outlet of the bagpipe sound!
It be a wee wee bonny bonny day that me sporen dinna get so itchy that aye couldnta scratch it laddy, or lassie !
Strewth!! Tonto McSporran is not a myth
(Assuming enough people have heard the joke. It is old as the hills 
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"...Despite some heckling from the local wipper-snappers, the Dalai Lama tore it up in his guest appearance at the Opening Ceremony of the Highland Games!"
Are you sure about this?
Sure I'm sure, just put the coin in the slot and pull the handle, he's sure to play a different tune.
Ive been playing now for hours and my feet are killing me, think I'll sit down here and take a break.
Oh no....his bum is broken..............it's got a crack and hole in it.
And not to mention the size of the eyes of the biggest f#%king fly that's looking straight back at me.
