Noddy : I never have to use my hand again !
Woman: Oh Noddy, you complete me, but why are your boardshorts around your neck ???
After an invigorating experience with Pinocchio telling lies all evening 
, Rachael started on the downward spiral of puppet fetishes 
Noddy always liked to help Mrs Plod out, in whatever ever way he could.
He thought that might please Mr Plod too!
Mark_australia's porno obsession eventually brought him to the attention of the Toyland FBI...
Noddy always denied size had anything to do with it, but the women knew he gave good head.
The innovative new SSD custom waveboards feature VERY soft rails, an ...unusual... rocker line, and a small, round, pink nose...they're a b!tch to get planing, but the ladies love 'em!
- C'mon Noddy. You can say goodbye to your blue balls, and I'll say goodbye to my blue card.
- Yay!
Sexy Elf : do you have to go Santa ?
Santa : Sorry baby, its windy. I'm outta here !
(santa loves a good blow) 
"noddy, i choose you to co star in "the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover, part 2"
"gee, thanx helen"
charges were dropped against this school teacher when it was discovered the grade five student was in fact , fourty two ......[}:)]
richiefish is the big winner here tonight.
congrats richie!
all his efforts combined rendered his wit.........well.....the wittiest!
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Richiefish is always the wittiest (either him or Bondalucci, the b@$t@rd$); the best the rest of us can hope for is to slip one past them from time to time...
Now, WHY did some princess red thumb my last caption??? What a crock; I was just trying desperately to link the Noddy pic to windsurfing somehow. Laugh, someone, dammit!!
LAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
