seconds after this shot, his pants burst ! Rex had to be retired to the happy home for traumatised animals....![]()
in breaking news, dog prevents man from performing oral sex on tree Dog Saves Man From Hitting Head on Branch
During extreme roadtesting of King Gee's soon to be released crotchless overalls, Cecil found out that the bark was definitely worse than the bite!![]()
...and after I took the three Viagra I says to the wife "honey I'm going for a walk to the park, when I finally get some decent wood in my hands I wouldn't mind a little doggie"...well you wouldn't believe what happened next...
After getting caught up in an ancient tribal wood piercing ritual, Prince Albert was never heard from again.
The dog tried in vain to save his master from the wrath of the forest nymphs for climibing the 'erect' tree.
Kens dog was sick of him practicing his "hi dangle with board twisties" when he supposed to be going walkies......![]()
The original Woody Wood Pecker may have been replaced by an annoying bird but he still attracted enough groupies to warrant round the clock protection.