A quick turnover is a good turnover....let's try this one.
puppy love
Don't know why, but I can taste pussy
Is this windxtacy's baby reincarnated as a dog???Certainly got it's wish for some boobies!
Sure the dog looks tired and worn out. But "she" looks happy ......
When Ursula said she liked it doggie style, she meant it.[}:)]
[cue sleazy mexican accent] "hey bartender...cheque please,...and your biggest stool to go!"
woof, tastes like oil of ulan and protein.
Whilst she's not looking I'm going to steal her pearl necklace
Rodriguez' therapy for obsessive genital licking was progressing well...or was it?
Lady I'll stop licking your breast if you get your finger out of my freckle
Breasts definitely taste better than balls
Gestault was extremely happy with his reicarnation
he's just keeping 'a breast' of things....yeah i know thats piss weak
Fifi Trixibell loved to sniff butts, but unfortunately his sight had deteriorated in the last couple of years so his owner would indulge him occassionally. It never was quite the same though.
Cosmetic surgery's next big thing in treatments - the lick and tuck.
I'll just clean up this bit of lasagne she dropped at dinnertime...
This beats being carried around in Paris Hilton's handbag!
oh darlings, he's the latest thing in breast reduction without surgery.
Hmmmm, full cream
It's a dogs life
MMMM the peanut butter tastes just as good on mum as it does on dad..........
Looks like Lamb, Tastes like Mutton.
This way I save thousands of litres a month. I don't need to shower anymore!
You may kiss the bride.
because he can.
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